The Sky's The Limit November NSD Challenge with fireworks and treacle toffee for all!

Nargleblast

We need to explain to Igor that in panto the male lead is called the Principal Boy and is always played by a female. And the female comedy lead is always played by a man e.g. Widow Twankey in Aladdin, Jack's mum in Jack and the Beanstalk, the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella.

Anyway, guess what Igor confessed to? Apparently, to fund his chest wig habit, he also took a bribe from his sister Helga to make sure that he didn't pack all the voles injodies ' suitcase! There was one vole left behind! That explains the missing food and strange nocturnal scrabblings!

Nargleblast

So.....where is that vole now?

marmiterulesok

Such cunning....

Indeed,where is the vole now?!

Please let it not be out hunting for a mate. :eek:

PS do you think Mrs Doyle would approve of being Principal Boy,or is that just silly beyond words?

marmiterulesok

Who would believe that a chest wig addiction/obsession could wreck such havoc....

I've seen it all now.

Nargleblast

Hmm, can you imagine Mrs Doyle playing the handsome young male lead? She would have to lose the hair curlers and fluffy slippers.

Oh, where is Chef going with his chopper? And he's got Tiddles on a lead....(how did he manage that?) I do believe....they have sighted the vole! After him, everyone! Follow that vole!

marmiterulesok

Cheffie and Tiddles to the rescue,woo hoo!

I've never seen Mrs Doyle without her pinny either.Maybe that role is just asking too much...

Nargleblast

Yes, the thought of her varicose veins bulging through fishnet tights doesn't do it for me........I do believe....Yes, talk of the devil! She's chasing after that vole with the others...look at her waving that rolling pin, poetry in motion!

marmiterulesok

What a trooper!

That'll teach those voles not to mess with her teabags.

Nargleblast

Oh here they all are, back again! Tiddles has a big smirk on his face......what happened to the vole, Mrs D? Chopped up by Chef for his next fricassee? Splattered by your rolling pin? Crunched up by Tiddles' s teeth?

No....apparently he got away and was last seen hitching a ride on the greyhound to Wiggenhall St Germans.....greyhound as in dog, not bus.....


Oh well, that's the end of that.......how about a nice cup of your excellent tea, Mrs Doyle?

marmiterulesok

Who'd have thought that a mere vole could be so resourceful?

So much excitement for a Friday night.Time to get some shuteye.