The Sky's The Limit November NSD Challenge with fireworks and treacle toffee for all!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

What??? Not my favourite puce and lime basque and bloomers combo???? Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

I'm sorry but it's true...your Victoria's Nightmare lacey,frilly combo is no more as it was no match for a large donkey girth,XXXL nappy and donkey spanx.
Hubert has pledged to start saving to get you a replacement.So far he has 17p in his piggy bank.I think it's going to be long wait.

Nargleblast

Sciatica still a pain in the arris...And back, calf, knee and ankle, but I can't treat it properly until after the op. I will talk to the hospital physios while I am there and sort out a proper exercise plan. That plus some massage therapy should hopefully do the trick. I hope so because I don't want to be on painkillers for the rest of my life, I am too attached to my liver for that. Roll on operation day (next Tuesday), can't wait!

Nargleblast

Ooh I say, Chef, lovely toasty marshmallows, go nicely with the spicy pilchard nibbly things! And Mrs Doyle's parkin is very popular with the gang....what did you say was in it, Igor? Black treacle, ginger....And vindaloo curry powder. Lovely.

Are we ready to set off the fireworks?

donna_dynamo

NSD 3 today. Nsd 2 was tuesday.

marmiterulesok

Roll on the operation as you say!Sciatica is horrible though,I've had it intermitently myself.

Oh fireworks,what a good idea...just don't tell Cheffie,he's rushed off to make more marshmallow pilchards.
No thank you Mrs Doyle,seven slices of vindaloo parkin is my limit,thank you very much...
You know what we're going to be having now with our cuppa for the next two weeks,don't you?I wonder if they might explode when thrown on the bonfire?Igor seems to have mislaid the fireworks somehow...

marmiterulesok

donna_dynamo wrote: »

NSD 3 today. Nsd 2 was tuesday.

Well done donna dynamo! :j:j

Nargleblast

Let me get this straight, Igor.....You tipped out the NSDs so you could use the Cauldron of Doom to cook spaghetti in. Then you took delivery of the fireworks whilst you were cleaning out the Cauldron, so you just dumped them on top of the NSDs. Which means, when you put the NSDs back in the Cauldron, you also put the fireworks in the Cauldron.

Igor! Get that Cauldron emptied now! We want our fireworks!

Nargleblast

Stop whinging, Igor! So what if your finger hurts - what have you done to it, anyway? Oh, when you were helping jodies stuff the voles into her luggage, one of them bit you.

Igor, life with you gets more like a James Bond film every day.

(Cue Shirley Bassey music - Vole-fingerrr!)

marmiterulesok

Now remember jodles leave just one of the voles behind and our cunning plan will fail...no pressure of course.
Igor,on the other hand has unfortunately failed to retrieve a single working firework from the soggy pasta mess inhabiting our cauldron.

Why do I bother,honestly?
Yes Hubert dear I know you're worth it.Of course you are.
'sigh'

Munchin

Morning all

NSD 3 yesterday