The NSD 'Shiver Me Timbers' October Pirate Party on the SS 'Swobzedex' Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Yes,it's the vintage bat curry.... :rotfl::rotfl:

We got Hubert down after a lot of huffing,puffing,muttering and crazed screams of OMG what is that smell?!!!!!!!!!!!

After copioush rum punch drinks and nibbly voddie gummy bear sweeties we deshided by jemografic vole that the best way and funniesht party game would not be 'pull the tail of the donkey' but 'wrap the shtinky shtonkey donkey inloo roll'.

Nargleblast

Who's nicked all the loo roll?????? The Nargle is not amused and things are getting desperate here (knew I should not have had second helpings of bat curry!)

Nargleblast

And Igor! Be careful dropping those NSDs into the Cauldron of Doom, there is definitely a downwards tilt at the front end of the ship.....

marmiterulesok

zenshi wrote: »

Oops, did I not help Hubert down

Apparently not!
I'll deal with you in the morning.....

Meanwhile,all hell has broke loose,as Hubert's spanx gave way to enormous pressure and exploded.The shock waves led everyone to abandon ship and swim to shore....
Unfortunately I was at the epicentre of events.Not one inch of me has been spared.
Don't let that stop you all partying on til the wee small hours.

Nargleblast

Get me out of here, Igor, you know sea water plays havoc with my hair!

Look, the ship is definitely sinking....I don't suppose the Good Ole Boys will do a Titanic and keep on playing as the ship goes down, do you?

Nope, they've nicked the lifeboat and are landing on the beach right now....perhaps they'll set up again and we can finish the party on the beach?

Nargleblast

....Of courshe I undershtand that you, being an Ossifer of the Law, have to investigate all complaints of noise, but it's all very simple, really...we were having a cruise on a pirate ship searching for Igor's great great great great etc etc granddaddy' s treasure chest....which actually, after fighting Bert Scroggins and the cannibals, we found, only to discover a load of old ladies' knickers inside......

Nargleblast

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Then there was Tiddles the rather overgrown kitten, brought in to keep the voles down....still with me, Ossifer? You, know, the voles that live in Helga' s beard.........then zenshi left Hubert tied up in the bunting at the party, Hubert's nappy gave way....the ship shank under the weight of the Cauldron full of NSDs.....And the rest ish hishtory. Hic!

So it's all zenshi's fault really.....

Nargleblast

.....let me get this straight, Ossifer...

You are arresting us for the following crimes.......
Drunk in charge of a ship (what ship? I see no ship, where's your evidence?)

Illegal importation of a wild animal (Tiddles is our resident cat, he's just big for his age)

Consuming noxious substances in a public place (Chef, Igor and Mrs Doyle want you to explain precisely what is wrong with bat curry, pink custard and extra strong tea. Good luck with that one.)

Being in possession of an offensive chest wig.

Ah.

Igor! It's a fair cop, go with this nice policeman and I'll raid marmite's secret slush fund for the bail money.....

zenshi

Nargleblast wrote: »

Look, the ship is definitely sinking....I don't suppose the Good Ole Boys will do a Titanic and keep on playing as the ship goes down, do you?

Nope, they've nicked the lifeboat and are landing on the beach right now....perhaps they'll set up again and we can finish the party on the beach?

Time to send in the Marines!!! I'll sort that, as I have my very own Royal :T

Knit_Witch

Offensive chest wig! I will have you know that this particular chest wig has been knitted using only the finest lambswool and bamboo mix, and provided it doesn't get into salt water it will be pristine and look stunning for decades!

Hold on what do you mean Igor had to swim to shore?, the band nicked the only lifeboat? Oh bother!

Oh and I am claiming number 27 :rotfl: