The NSD 'Shiver Me Timbers' October Pirate Party on the SS 'Swobzedex' Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Yo ho, me hearties! Let's get the pumpkin cider decanted into the barrel ready for tomorrow night......easy now....Shiver me timbers! That is one strong brew, careful, Chef, don't light that stove with these fumes about......too late! Kaboom!!!

Er, is everybody ok? Igor, what is your chest wig doing hanging next to the Jolly Roger? And why is Chef's hat in the crow's nest? Tiddles, go fetch Igor's chest wig, there's a good puss......it's all right, Chef, knitwitch has retrieved your hat with her extra long broomstick. You just have to evict that army of voles that are hiding in there.

Ok, Tiddles, give Igor his chest wig back. No, it is not a small furry rodent that needs tormenting, it is Igor's chest wig, and he is very attached to it. Or at least he was, until SOMEBODY lit a match near the pumpkin cider ...........I can see us having some right old navy larks tomorrow night with that stuff, not to mention the Halloween costumes.

Shiver me timbers indeed!
What a nice tipple...best keep it safely under lock n key in my chambers...can't have the voles getting their filthy mitts on it.

BTW,any news of the band?
There's only so many times that I can watch Igor and Cheffie duetting 'Gimme Gimme Gimme' on the karaoke machine.

Nargleblast

Well, we will be ok musicwise because Igor apparently knows this terrific band that will play lots of rowdy sea shanties for as much pumpkin cider they can drink.....And Tiddles has tiddled on the lead to the karaoke machine and blown a fuse.

Having said that, have you heard Igor and Chef's a cappella version of Gimme Gimme Gimme?

Nargleblast

No, Igor, just because Gareth Malone is doing a series about a cappella choirs and it's called The Naked Choir, doesn't mean.....Oh, never mind, just put your trousers back on.....

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

No, Igor, just because Gareth Malone is doing a series about a cappella choirs and it's called The Naked Choir, doesn't mean.....Oh, never mind, just put your trousers back on.....

Igor,nobody wants to see you in your birthday suit,I don't care if you won 'Most Sexy Knees in Ennessdee Towers' ten times in a row or not!

Nargleblast

He'll be flaunting his chest wig next!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

He'll be flaunting his chest wig next!

He's got them insured now you know.Gawd help us!

I wonder if he's been cunningly siphoning off money from the bog roll budget to pay for this?This might explain the recent change from the good stuff from Aldi to the 'beggars can't be choosers' one ply rubbish.Does he have the cunning though,or is this a cursed plan that arch enemy Scroggins thought up to hurt us in a delicate area,if you get my drift.
You know how gullible Igor is...I bet Scroggins flattered Igor's cooking or his chest wig collection....

I think we need to find out the truth!!!!!!

Nargleblast

Yes, a few flagons of pumpkin cider and he'll be singing like a little birdie!

Now off to find Mrs Doyle - she needs to add industrial strength loo roll to her shopping list, seeing as Igor has put his infamous bat curry on the menu for tonight's party.

jodles16

I will be handing in one last NSD taking me to 8/9 this month! Ah well one tough month out of ten isnt too bad!!

Thanks Marmite!!

Nargleblast

Claiming today as the final NSD of the month, making my total 12 NSDs.

Only 80% of my target achieved this month, I have f........found it difficult this month due to various disasters of the spendy kind.
Ha ha, Igor, you thought I was going to use the forbidden f word didn't you? Now you've got to somehow stuff Shawn the Bouncer Shark back into his tank....Good luck with that......

zenshi

Claiming today as my 18th NSD as I'm not taking any money to work later. That means I hit my second target and can relax in the hammock :T