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Just for a laugh

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  • Ria2007
    Ria2007 Posts: 16 Forumite
    Hi everyone, Thanks for keeping this going it is very entertaining and it does help get rid of stress.
    Another one for you.
    Secluded Position = No mains sewers
  • wrapper2007
    wrapper2007 Posts: 10 Forumite
    I really enjoyed this thread, it made me laugh.

    Hows about 'Nursery Room' - Can't swing a cat in it.

    Anymore anyone?
  • alanobrien
    alanobrien Posts: 3,308 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker Mortgage-free Glee!
    ok can't resist it :D a few more......

    Period property = more than 10 years old
    Studio flat = a cupboard
    Spacious = slightly bigger cupboard
    Immaculate = recently tidied and cleaned up
    Good decorative Order = They painted it all magnolia
    Attractive Decor = Not painted magnolia
    2 reception rooms = One is the hallway
    Retro = Not decorated since the 60's
    Benefits from = Walls and a roof ?
    Original features = Old water tank and asbestos guttering
    Popular area = The police visit regularly
  • wrapper2007
    wrapper2007 Posts: 10 Forumite
    Love the 'popular place-police visit regularly' post.

    Hows about on street parking - no parking.
  • Ria2007
    Ria2007 Posts: 16 Forumite
    Ok what about
    Riverside cottage = built on a flood plain
  • hotblu
    hotblu Posts: 293 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Hello!

    Had a bad day at work, just read this post... so funny, but so true.
  • Kez100
    Kez100 Posts: 2,236 Forumite
    One thing made me laugh. We had an EA say they couldn't describe our floor as real wood because he had no evidence and it may be a property misdescription. When asked what he would say - he would put laminate! LOL. A complete misdescription!
  • Errata
    Errata Posts: 38,230 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Beautifully restored = only the vendor could love it
    .................:)....I'm smiling because I have no idea what's going on ...:)
  • wrapper2007
    wrapper2007 Posts: 10 Forumite
    Full of Character - Badly decorated
  • _philippa_
    _philippa_ Posts: 17 Forumite
    I have a really small porch, which was advertised as a reception room!
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