The Absolutely Awesome August 'Silly Season' Holiday NSD Challenge!

freebyfifty

P.S.

Good Morning.

I am pleased and proud to announce NSD #2 yesterday and in case you didnt know it, that's 2 in a row.

Today I am at work, I think I'm prepared and organised but who knows??????

Nargleblast

You gits!

I am covered in tea and egg sarnies, the Narglecats have been dancing the fandango on the bed all night with Helga' s voles and OH has shown Hubert an interesting place to stuff his triangle.

Nargleblast

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Today a day of quiet contemplation as it sinks in.

Normal [STRIKE]lunacy[/STRIKE] service will be resumed as soon as possible.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

You gits!

I am covered in tea and egg sarnies, the Narglecats have been dancing the fandango on the bed all night with Helga' s voles and OH has shown Hubert an interesting place to stuff his triangle.

Oh dear,not in the best of moods,are we?
I'm a bit concerned about you having use of Cheffie's AK47 today,so I've confiscated it,and he's lent you his water pistol instead.
One of the voles has thrown up on your pillow.Blame Hubert,who fed him too much egg sarnie.I'll get Igor to sort it out once he's removed the triangle....

The other voles I believe have made a lovely nest in your ladies' unmentionables drawer and are curled up fast asleep,so please be quiet when you come in.

stripeyjumpergirl

NSD 2 for me today

marmiterulesok

Hello everyone! :hello:



It might be Monday,but it'll soon be gone.

Happy,happy Monday!

marmiterulesok

Well done stripeyjumpergirl and freeby for catching nsd #2! :j:j:j

Great timing too.The cauldron needs a wee snack before afternoon tea is served.

marmiterulesok

It's a secret,so don't tell Nargle,but we've organised a tea party with cake and champagne once she and family troop back from their mega feast at Cafe Rouge.

The cake sounds yummy,if a tad hot (I heard that it had cayenne pepper and ginger in it,a stunning culinary triumph from Igor,who found the recipe in the back pages of 'The Hairy,Naked Biker'...) and the shampoo is vintage old [STRIKE]widow[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] castor oil infused MIL;a gift from Bertha and the voles.Not many of these bottles exist,so it is indeed an honour.

Thus we hope to divert attention from the embarrassing hole that has appeared in the bedroom floor (and the smell) due to Hubert flinching and letting off a big one (pardon my French) during the triangle-ectomy.
I believe that complicated micro surgery was involved.Indeed Igor donned his nurse's uniform,and,thermometer in hand,assisted Mr Nargle during the delicate three hour operation.Unfortunately Mrs Doyle was a bit heavy with the Glade,causing Igor to sneeze at the wrong moment and he is now suing Hubert and Mr Nargle for personal injury.

Luckily I have a few valium hidden away,just for such an occasion.I'll need them!

slowlyfading

NSD 2 for me today

Knit_Witch

Day three and currently 3 for 3 and 3 in a row :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: