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Where is the best place to hide things from a woman?

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  • oystercatcher
    oystercatcher Posts: 2,362 Forumite
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    Under the bonnet of the car? I never look there and I drive and he doesn't...he still has to fill up the windscreen washer stuff for me :o

    I always empty the bin, he never notices when it's full :mad:
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  • tesuhoha
    tesuhoha Posts: 17,971 Forumite
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    London50 wrote: »
    Tape it to the bottom of the trash can, NO WOMAN EVER TAKES THE RUBBISH OUT

    That is not true. My husband never puts the rubbish out. He doesn't even think about it. If I didn't do it then it wouldn't go out at all.

    I would suggest a toolbox to hide stuff. Tools are pretty boring.
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  • Georgiegirl256
    Georgiegirl256 Posts: 7,005 Forumite
    Petra_70 wrote: »
    I am a woman too who always takes out the rubbish. In fact most women I know do! :rotfl:

    I always take out the rubbish too. Didn't know we were meant to train out menfolk to do it! :p
  • pimento
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    Just tell her your !!!!!! stash is in the loft. She probably knows already.
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  • marleyboy
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    Just tell her its there - She will NEVER go there. :D
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  • ERICS_MUM
    ERICS_MUM Posts: 3,579 Forumite
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    It's summer, radiators are off so the Mars bar won't melt ! Make sure you move it before putting the heating back on.
  • WestonDave
    WestonDave Posts: 5,154 Forumite
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    In our case it would be inside the fuel filler flap on the car - flippin thing is always on red when I need to drive it!
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  • LandyAndy
    LandyAndy Posts: 26,377 Forumite
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    I'd hide them in the lawn mower
  • FreeBear
    FreeBear Posts: 18,306 Forumite
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    In the draw where she keeps those kinky little toys & underwear - You know, all that stuff you bought her 'cos you thought she would like and it was two sizes too small :rotfl:
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  • System
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    In his car.... he could have another wife and three kids in there as far as i know.
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