Where is the best place to hide things from a woman?

Legacy_user

I was sifting through the attic earlier and i found a few things i wouldn't want my wife to find! She can get in the attic so my stash isn't safe there

She is a very good seeker! I hid a mars bar once for safe keeping behind the radiator, and she found that.

Where is a place women dont look?

llan

Spinkz wrote: »

I was sifting through the attic earlier and i found a few things i wouldn't want my wife to find! She can get in the attic so my stash isn't safe there

She is a very good seeker! I hid a mars bar once for safe keeping behind the radiator, and she found that.

Where is a place women dont look?

Garden shed?

System

llan wrote: »

Garden shed?

Jesus, we're not posh :rotfl:

MrJester

This seems like massive troll post..

But I'd say as long as you learn to never leave the toilet seat up, stick it to the underside of the toilet seat. She'll ever find it.

System

MrJester wrote: »

This seems like massive troll post..

But I'd say as long as you learn to never leave the toilet seat up, stick it to the underside of the toilet seat. She'll ever find it.

She cleans the toilet...

And not a troll post. Trolls post cheap shots at people and look to argue. You see plenty of them on here

barbiedoll

Buy the DVD box set of the Eddie Stobart "Trucks and Trailers" tv show, throw the discs away and stash your unmentionables in the box.

I can guarantee she will never, ever look in there!

System

barbiedoll wrote: »

Buy the DVD box set of the Eddie Stobart "Trucks and Trailers" tv show, throw the discs away and stash your unmentionables in the box.

I can guarantee she will never, ever look in there!

I'm not joking, she actually watches that! She follows that Dean guy on twitter as well. Police interceptors is another of her channel 5 tat fav's :rotfl:

gt568

Condom, tied at the end, stuff it up yer anus.

pattycake

Care to divulge the nature of the items to be concealed? Then we will know the size of hidey hole.

MrJester

Someone I know once would opt for the back compartment of an original Playstation 3, it had a cover like the batteries compartment on a remote that would clip off.

Fits a small something.

barbiedoll

Spinkz wrote: »

I'm not joking, she actually watches that! She follows that Dean guy on twitter as well. Police interceptors is another of her channel 5 tat fav's :rotfl:

In that case, maybe try a box set of one of those unpronounceable Danish detective series with subtitles? Or a fishing DVD? (Not the Robson Green one, all of us girls watch that! )

Or...A Status Quo concert DVD.....surely no-one would ever watch that? (Actually, thinking about it, Mr B has one of those. I think I'd better check the box in case he has details of his Swiss bank account hidden in there!)

:rotfl::rotfl: