Unhappy with her.

amistupid

She doesn't earn as much a Deborah Meaden, isn't as intelligent as Joan Bakewell. Doesn't cook as well as Nigella Lawson or bake like Mary Berry. She isn't as good looking and sexy as Kelly Brook and doesn't clean as well as Kim Woodburn. She isn't as funny as Jo Brand or as understanding as Dear Deidre. She doesn't garden as well as Charlie Dimmock and doesn't clean the car as well as the Eastern Europeans ladies on our Tesco car park.

What a let down.

LandyAndy

Does she punch as hard as Nicola Adams? Better start running.

amistupid

LandyAndy wrote: »

Does she punch as hard as Nicola Adams? Better start running.

No fears, she's not as active or energetic as Jessica Ennis.

LilElvis

I bet she also doesnt have breasts the size of Lolo Ferrari

TopQuark

Tell me about it.


He doesn't earn as much as Bernie Ecclestone, isn't as intelligent as Stephen Hawking. Doesn't cook like Raymond Blanc or bake like Paul Hollywood. He isn't as good looking or sexy or well-hung as Jason Momoa and doesn't decorate as well as Laurence Llwelyn-Bowen. He isn't as funny as Peter Kay or as understanding as Dr. Hilary. He doesn't garden as well as Alan Titchmarsh and can't do DIY anywhere near as well as the Polish budowniczowie.


What a let-down indeed!

KateBob

amistupid wrote: »

She doesn't earn as much a Deborah Meaden, isn't as intelligent as Joan Bakewell. Doesn't cook as well as Nigella Lawson or bake like Mary Berry. She isn't as good looking and sexy as Kelly Brook and doesn't clean as well as Kim Woodburn. She isn't as funny as Jo Brand or as understanding as Dear Deidre. She doesn't garden as well as Charlie Dimmock and doesn't clean the car as well as the Eastern Europeans ladies on our Tesco car park.

What a let down.

Bless, bet you still look and move like Channing Tatum!

Golfcat

She could be me!

You have just decsribed lots of my "issues"

amistupid

The real purpose of the thread was to discuss what attributes and traits do you think are most important in a partner and are they different in men and women.

chiefie

The skill is getting this sorted before you partner up. Look for the positives and ignore the negatives, don't try and change someone once you have committed to them. Thank the Lord someone forgives your bad bits. Be happy to wake up above the ground. Any more needed ?

amistupid

At the top of my list is a physical attraction.

Jagraf

I'm attracted to emotionally intelligent men, who look like apes.