'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

Nargleblast

Scotmum, I think the dress code for Tatty' s do is "come as your normal, sane, rational self." Which is why Igor's sister Helga, who is gatecrashing the stag do dressed as a bloke, is coming along to the hen do in a pair of long johns and corset, and getting her beard permed for the occasion.

What she intends to do with the family of voles living in said beard is another matter.

Cheesy vole au vent, anyone?

Gem-gem

Hi,
Can you please put me down for 15 NSD and a challenging 5 in a row.

Hit the road running- 1st NSD of the month.
Tomorrow will be a spendy day.
See you Friday.

marmiterulesok

Good evening follow camping buddies!

Sorry,but I don't have time to do an update,and I see that quite a few of you have captured that all important #1! :j:j

Hubert has press ganged me into pumicing his delicate little hooves,arranging his wild and free mane and tail into a lovely girly,pleat that would do Dame Edna Everage proud,plus flossing his teeth and squeezing,pushing and shoving him into his outfit...tomorrow is the big day...yes,that's right,disaster is about to strike the tennis courts of leafy,suburban SW London as Hubert commences his ballgirl duties.
Of course this means sharing a tent with his nibs too....scotmum,I won't forget this. :mad:

Please Hubert,no more Chunky Monkey ice cream.....you don't want to burst out of your spanx now,do you?That would definitely put Roger off his game.... :eek:

You're right Nargle,I don't think that we want to know what's in the chunky monkey...
Igor has also got another summer flavour out as a Limited Edition: Crunchy Frog.
I wonder what that's like.He says the name's ironic,but I wouldn't put anything past that mad twit.

Anyway,don't let that put you off sleeping,or ice cream for that matter.

Night night all.

The_Only_Girl

Hellow fellow campers.

NSD NÚMERO UNO today.

I'm on night shift tonight so LTW no. 1 is tortellini with 5 cheeses in tomato sauce (left-over from last night's extended family dinner). Plus a couple of clementines and fruit bar.

Tomorrow will be sleeping beauty day so hopefully another NSD, but will officially declare it tomorrow.

Night night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Aphidgirl

Ah the weathers back to normal, 20C and raining

Spent £2.49 yesterday but also did a mystery shopping assignment which pays £4, so as all costs will be reimbursed I might give myself that one!

NSD 1 achieved

cheexy

Man...where has all the time gone? Thanks Marmite for running this thread once again. Can I please be put down for the following this month?
First target = 15 NSDs
Second target = 18 NSDs
Third target = 20 NSDs

In a row target = 5 in a row

I am already on NSD 2/15

marmiterulesok

Hello everyone! :wave:

I hope that this day is being good to you.

Who could this be?Is it Hubert 'au naturel'?! :rotfl:



Happy Friday Eve!

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

When is Tattys hen do is there a dress code and if so can I borrow some of nargles swanky jeemmy chews
No Mrs Doyle no tea please it's just too hot.No really. NO REALLY!! Oh go on then

As long as part of your outfit is a string vest,you'll fit right in.

Mrs Doyle,aren't you overdue a holiday?

Nargleblast wrote: »

No, Igor, I really do not want to hear the recipe for your new ice cream.

One day Igor is going to take offence at our ingratitude,and ply his trade elsewhere....could you live with that on your conscience?

marmiterulesok

cheexy wrote: »

Man...where has all the time gone? Thanks Marmite for running this thread once again.
I am already on NSD 2/15

It's a pleasure,thanks.
You are our current star nsder with a fab #2,well done! :j:j:j

Aphidgirl wrote: »

Spent £2.49 yesterday but also did a mystery shopping assignment which pays £4, so as all costs will be reimbursed I might give myself that one!
NSD 1 achieved

Quite right! :j:j:j

Well done also to:
The Only Girl
jodles16
Elliesmum
slowlyfading
and donna dynamo for getting #1!! :j :money:

Elliesmum

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Ever attentive to the needs of the nsd gang,Igor has thoughtfully stocked the fridge with some cold beers.

Please help yourselves!



Now these beers are normal beers.
The beers that have been delicately infused with the tinsiest drop of essence of ferret have been sent over to The Good Ole Boys with our compliments. :rotfl:

My dog likes rolling in fox poo - do you think it will have the same aroma??? :rotfl:

EM xx