'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

Let me get this straight....we are camping, some thirty or so of us, at a bijou camp site on Wimbledon Common.....and we have ONE Portaloo???'?
Who organised the booking?

Ah, a chap called Bert, from the Scroggins dynasty.....might have known....
At least it means we'll never have to suffer a cold loo seat....

Erm what worries me is the lack of catering tent - Mrs Doyle is already getting frantic!

Nargleblast

Swedish Chef says a friend of a friend has a tent we can borrow, and he can bring a camping stove, couple of saucepans and a blowtorch.....

marmiterulesok

Bert has just turned up with three of those Eco-loos from Glastonbury.They fell off a lorry apparently.

Swedish Chef - you're a life saver.Mrs Doyle will need almost constant use of the camping stove if she is going to supply us with all the tea we need.And the egg sarnies that we all love.
Thank goodness.I don't think I could cope with another melt down.
Now,who has packed?
Remember,we set off sharp tomorrow evening.

I hope that somebody has cleaned The Tardis?

Nargleblast

Ermm, whose turn was it to clean the Tardis? Who threw up in it last?

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Ermm, whose turn was it to clean the Tardis? Who threw up in it last?

Don't look at me!

Nargleblast

Hubert, why are you looking guilty? I suggest you, Igor, Tatty and Chef get the mops and buckets and get down to it. The rest of the NSD gang may be ruffians and ne'er do wells, but marmite and me, we is Laydees and deserve to travel in style and comfort.

marmiterulesok

As many of you know,Cheffie is a dab hand at making Swedish meatballs.
Did you also know that he is also skilled at hitting aces,as well as looking dapper in tennis whites?

Well,prepare to be impressed and take a look at this.

Watch out Novak!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Hubert, why are you looking guilty? I suggest you, Igor, Tatty and Chef get the mops and buckets and get down to it. The rest of the NSD gang may be ruffians and ne'er do wells, but marmite and me, we is Laydees and deserve to travel in style and comfort.

Nobody has ever called me a Laydee before.I'm touched.

Nargleblast

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Nobody has ever called me a Laydee before.I'm touched.

You have to be touched to hang round the NSD threads.....And on that note the Nargle is off to beddy byes, the world of work beckons tomorrow.

marmiterulesok

Nargle,wait.Igor has run off to make your ovaltine.