'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Dearest marmite I will get you back for that :rotfl: (be afraid be very afraid:D)

That was naughty of me,wasn't it?
I know that I tease you a lot.I don't know why really,but I think you find it amusing....?
I know you'll get me back... :eek: Just please don't make Hubert my doubles partner or make me bunk under him.I still have nightmares.

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Thank you marmite for the new thread and for keeping us on the straight and narrow. :T

stripeyjumpergirl wrote: »

Hi Marmite, thanks for the new thread.

Thank you.I often don't acknowledge when people say thanks like that,probably because I feel a bit embarrassed.I've just realized that it's maybe a bit rude of me.

scotmumof3

marmiterulesok wrote: »

That was naughty of me,wasn't it?
I know that I tease you a lot.I don't know why really,but I think you find it amusing....?
I know you'll get me back... :eek: Just please don't make Hubert my doubles partner or make me bunk under him.I still have nightmares.

I do find it amusing.You make me laugh out loud DH thinks I've gone mad :rotfl:
I only hope you don't mind the little surprise Hubert and I have been "cooking" up for you. Can't say anymore just now ,very hush hush you know

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Drunk and disorderly already, and it's not even July yet.......Igor, hide the garlic flower champagne, or you won't have any to serve at the wedding reception. Whaddya mean, you want the day off? What possible excuse could you have for wanting the day off?

Oh, I see... I will have to look it up in the European Handbook of Employment Law, to see what it says about an employee taking a day off work for his wedding......Ok, then, but just because you're the bridegroom doesn't mean you can skive, someone has to serve the drinks......unless this lot get their hands on the booze first...

He's just told me he also wants the night off before for his stag do (now that is going to be a fun night. ),and the day off following his wedding (honeymoon?).
Honestly,give an inch....

He said that his sister Helga (remember her: beard,one of,voles nesting in) will fill in for him.

That could work I suppose.

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

I do find it amusing.You make me laugh out loud DH thinks I've gone mad :rotfl:
I only hope you don't mind the little surprise Hubert and I have been "cooking" up for you. Can't say anymore just now ,very hush hush you know

I thought so... :rotfl::rotfl:

Yikes to anything cooked up when Hubert is involved....I'm worried now.In fact,I might have to borrow one of Hubert's nappies.
Don't tell the others.

Nargleblast

What, on his honeymoon???
?Oh I see what you mean, Helga can fill in here while he's away.......Well, you never know, all sorts of strange things go on at Ennessdee Towers..

scotmumof3

marmiterulesok wrote: »

I thought so... :rotfl::rotfl:

Yikes to anything cooked up when Hubert is involved....I'm worried now.In fact,I might have to borrow one of Hubert's nappies.
Don't tell the others.

Your secret is safe :rotfl:

Nargleblast

Borrow Hubert's nappy??? Are you going to return it when you've done with it?

Like I said, strange things go on at Ennessdee Towers..

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

What, on his honeymoon???
?Oh I see what you mean, Helga can fill in here while he's away.......Well, you never know, all sorts of strange things go on at Ennessdee Towers..

Yes,she will do his butlerly duties,make our cocoa and produce inedible meals for us to chuck down the loo.
Which reminds me...while we're camping,we will have the use of a Portaloo.We need this not to break down during our stay.I cannot stress how important this is.

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Your secret is safe :rotfl:

Phew.I was getting worried.Just don't tell Hubert.

Nargleblast wrote: »

Borrow Hubert's nappy??? Are you going to return it when you've done with it?

Like I said, strange things go on at Ennessdee Towers..

Bad choice of word.

Nargleblast

Let me get this straight....we are camping, some thirty or so of us, at a bijou camp site on Wimbledon Common.....and we have ONE Portaloo???'?
Who organised the booking?

Ah, a chap called Bert, from the Scroggins dynasty.....might have known....
At least it means we'll never have to suffer a cold loo seat....