Things your 5-year-old says!

jk0

My girlfriend had a four year old little boy who I loved dearly. She used to bring him over for supper with me. I'd sit down on the settee with gf, for a cuddle.

He'd say, 'J, what are you doing?'

I'd say, 'Giving mummy a cuddle.'

He'd reply, 'No cuddles!'

WantToBeSE

When my son was 3 or 4, we were walking around the supermarket and almost bumped into a rather large lady.

My son, at the top of his voice yelled "Mum, why is that womans bum so big? Its as big as a T-Rex". I was so embarrassed!

Brickwall

When my daughter was 3 or 4 Boots the chemist were doing an anti smoking campaign, they had huge pictures in the window of black lungs and tar running off them into bowls, pretty shocking really. My daughter asked me what it was and I said that's what a smoker looks like inside. A few days later she passed Boots with grandad, he was a smoker, in her top volume voice, she announced to the whole shopping centre, "grandad, do you know that's what you look like inside?"

Grandad didn't take her past Boots for an awful long time.

looby1975

When my ds was about 3 and had just started nursery we were shopping in asda one day and he fell over. He started to cry and I went to cuddle him and he (at the top of his voice as always) told me his knob was really really hurting. I went as red as can be and ushered him to the loos to check there was no serious damage to his bits, thinking he'd picked up the word from nursery.

I took him into the cubicles and said pull your pants down so I can have a look. He did and I couldn't see anything, I told him he was ok and he said 'no mam you haven't looked properly, then pointed to his knee. "see my knee knob hurts"

He's 14 now and we still call knees knee nobs lol

consultant31

looby1975 wrote: »

When my ds was about 3 and had just started nursery we were shopping in asda one day and he fell over. He started to cry and I went to cuddle him and he (at the top of his voice as always) told me his knob was really really hurting. I went as red as can be and ushered him to the loos to check there was no serious damage to his bits, thinking he'd picked up the word from nursery.

I took him into the cubicles and said pull your pants down so I can have a look. He did and I couldn't see anything, I told him he was ok and he said 'no mam you haven't looked properly, then pointed to his knee. "see my knee knob hurts"

He's 14 now and we still call knees knee nobs lol

Aw bless......I love this one

double_mummy

walking home from school today i had a couple of extras (we were going to the park) and they were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up lots of normal answers like doctor and archaeologist and vet and then my 5 yo daughter pipes up with i dont want to be anything but pretty

*hangs head in shame*