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mellymoo74

Anyone want a partially used husband?

elsien

Try eBay. Melly. Things still bad?

seven-day-weekend

Waves_and_Smiles wrote: »

Hello Babafette! Welcome! you are safe to say as much or as little as you want here.

It's quite common for heterosexual women to wonder what lesbians do, SDW, you aren't alone at all! A friend, knowing that I am bisexual asked me once thinking that I would have 'inside knowledge'. She was slightly disappointed when I told her, she thought it was some mysterious thing that only lesbians knew how to do. She realised that she had been doing the same with her husband for years and that it wasn't a big secret at all.

But I don't see how she could do that with another woman. They haven't got the right 'bits'

I've now googled it. Now I know. They have a pretend 'bit'!

I've obviously led a sheltered life. I don't know what some of the words mean in this context.

Most enlightening.

Just a bit of humour here: As some of you know,my husband and I do petsitting as an income booster. Usually this means looking after dogs. One day we were invited out with friends and my husband told them we couldn't go as we were dogging in Worcestershire. The people looked slightly puzzled, then said 'do you know what 'dogging' means, don't you?' Answer is, no we didn't - but we do now! My husband still forgets sometimes and says we are going dogging !

For the uninitiated: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_sex

seven-day-weekend

Just remembered another humorous thing,( could be to do with dogging)). When I worked in Town Planning, during my first week in the job, someone rang me up and asked if he needed Planning Permission to have an erection in the garden. :eek:

(The answer actually IS, it depends how big it is :rotfl: )

mellymoo74

He's had another meltdown leading to wasted food and he's gone to bed.
Basically saw him for 15 mins today

seven-day-weekend

mellymoo74 wrote: »

He's had another meltdown leading to wasted food and he's gone to bed.
Basically saw him for 15 mins today

I'm so sorry mellymoo

mellymoo74

It's ok
CBT this week is a reaction to that I don't need any excuse to not eat though

elsien

Are you able to drink anything at the moment?

mellymoo74

Not now.
Managed to get half a smoothie down before his royal grinchness got up and wrecked the mood.

Just tried to force doritos down on the grounds I can pretend they aren't food managed 2

Babafette

elsien wrote: »

10 minute stints, or one job at a time seem to work for me. The mission yesterday was to find the bedroom floor - ok most of the clothes ended up back in the laundry basket, but I can now at least see the floor. And I even got enthused and hoovered.

Thanks elsien, I'm feeling a little better now. I never seem to be able to stick to one job at a time. I did some washing, sorted through some toiletries (I have rather too many.......:o) and put away some clean laundry.

The bedroom isn't tidy, but I have hoovered, made the bed and put some bits and pieces in the wardrobe and it looks more presentable. I'm looking forward to a nice pampering shower after dinner - that always makes me feel a bit brighter.

mellymoo74 wrote: »

Anyone want a partially used husband?

No thanks, I've just acquired my own. :smileyhea Seriously though, I do hope your evening improves.