The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

Never mind walking 500 miles, Igor, what about walking to the bar and opening that bottle of Old Widow you've got stashed away? It's all right, I won't tell marmite if you don't ....she's well away with the fairies anyway, must have been something odd in that cup of tea Mrs Doyle gave her....having said that, I had some too....Igor, why are you dressed as a chimpanzee? And who is that in the ostrich outfit flying around that double decker bus? And why is knitwitch knitting with six foot long needles???

marmiterulesok

Oh boy,it was the cake,wasn't it?I bet Mrs Doyle put raisins in it....I've told her off time and time again,no raisins.Doesn't she know it's a Class A,highly addictive drug.Oh,no,wait a minute,no,I'm thinking of cocaine...
Maybe it wasn't the cake after all?

I can't see Hubert going on stage again though.

Such a shame.he really had a great number planned.

Conical bra,big posh hair do.Yes,he was going to do a cover of Madonna's 'Vogue' with Cheffie and Igor as backing singers (also suitably attired).
Well,Cheffie's in a strop because he got pelted offstage and Igor has a slight,well,bedoobie problem....Maybe it's just as well.

At least The Good Old Boys can entertain us.

'hic'

Nargleblast

The management regret to inform you that this karaoke party is hereby terminated on account of the following events and occurrences:

The injury caused to Swedish Chef by person or persons unknown.
The injury caused to Igor by person or persons unknown.
The arrest of the donkey known as Hubert for urinating in a public place.
The arrest of Helga under the Keeping no more than 2 voles in your beard Act of 1854.
The arrest of Mrs Doyle for supplying noxious substances disguised as cake.
The failure of the Good Ole Boys to fulfil their engagement as contracted on account of being found in possession of an offensive curry, pilchard and Brussels sprout, to be precise.
And, most heinous of all, the arrest of marmite, Kerri and scotmum for crimes against fashion.

Normal service at Ennessdee Towers will hopefully be resumed next month.

Oh, heck, that's tomorrow.....Igor, open your piggy bank, we need to get some bail money together.....

marmiterulesok

Arrested twice in one month,not good.

I am bit knackered though and wouldn't mind an early night.I'm not sharing a cell with Hubert,thank you very much.

Now,do you think they serve Ovaltine in jail?

Nargleblast

Certainly not, what do you think it is, the Ritz hotel? It's chokey for you, missus, with bread and water if yer lucky!

Now if Igor can scrape together the £2.50 needed to get you out on bail you can be back home enjoying one of Mrs Doyle's cups of tea in no time.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Certainly not, what do you think it is, the Ritz hotel? It's chokey for you, missus, with bread and water if yer lucky!

Now if Igor can scrape together the £2.50 needed to get you out on bail you can be back home enjoying one of Mrs Doyle's cups of tea in no time.

I thought as much....'sobs quietly in her hankie'

Oh,I've got £2.50 in an envelope under my pillow.Hubert gave it me to get him some rhinestone earrings.Use that!

Nargleblast

Done! (You have been. Bail was actually set at two quid so that's 50p profit in the Nargle "retire-to-a-tropical-island-" slush fund.)

Igor, break out the pilchard margaritas and the sprout samosas and the peanutpoopingpony, marmite's back!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Done! (You have been. Bail was actually set at two quid so that's 50p profit in the Nargle "retire-to-a-tropical-island-" slush fund.)

Igor, break out the pilchard margaritas and the sprout samosas and the peanutpoopingpony, marmite's back!

Ah well,I suppose it's fair....How much have you put aside so far?

£37.50? Still a bit to go then,I see....

Let's have a big margarita then Igor!

PS what about the others?

scotmumof3

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Cue the record: we hear the intro to '# Don't Go Breaking My Heart #' as scotmum rushes onstage,looking very fetching in her hotpants and Spongebob platforms and Cheffie is as ever the handsome,unflappable gent that we all know and love.

The singing starts....why is everyone booing?

I think they sound lovely....

Booing what do you mean?????? They loved us Cheffie MORE !!! MORE!!! They chanted. What a team, They couldn't get enough of us. Those hotpants were the epitome of fashion I can assure you . You will be seeing them on the catwalks in Paris, Milan, gold lurex is really in this year. Can I get a blanket and my phone call please

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Booing what do you mean?????? They loved us Cheffie MORE !!! MORE!!! They chanted. What a team, They couldn't get enough of us. Those hotpants were the epitome of fashion I can assure you . You will be seeing them on the catwalks in Paris, Milan, gold lurex is really in this year. Can I get a blanket and my phone call please

Don't worry scotmum,Igor is trotting around with the £2.50 bail money to get you out of there.

I thought that you sounded and looked great!