The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Samiszel you've won a third prize!

Target exceeded 19/18 achieved!

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Nargleblast wrote: »

Oh no, not the Good Ole Boys!!!! How come they manage to gatecrash all our parties?

Go on now go! Walk out the door! Pick that peanut-pooping donkey off the kitchen floor......come on, Igor, sing! Hubert has a sore throat so you have to do the girly bit....borrow marmite's extra-tight hotpants, they'll help you hit the high notes......

Oh boy,this is gonna be some night.... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Nargleblast

And next up is Swedish Chef with his partner scotmum doing that excellent Proclaimers number 500 miles. Chef has been practising all day so we can expect great things....whether we get them or not remains to be seen...

marmiterulesok

Yes,he can expertly sing any tune,as long as the words are 'hurdy gurdy flippety floopin,pud da chicky in da bosket wid da svedish meatballs,bork,bork,bork'.

Nargleblast

"Chicky Boom Boom hundred miles hurdy gurdy hundred miles just to be de Bork Bork walks de chicky boom boom....da da da da, da da da da, ..."

Never mind, scotmum, wait till the next verse and just tie the ends of his truss to that barrel of Farting Bishop, light the blue touchpaper and retire
......he won't know what hit him...

cheexy

Yes!!! NSD 21/20 in the bag! Whoop Whoop!

Samiszel

Another prize! I'd like to thank my mum, my cat...

zenshi

I managed a spend free weekend, so finishing the month with a total of 18 NSD

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Nargleblast wrote: »

"Chicky Boom Boom hundred miles hurdy gurdy hundred miles just to be de Bork Bork walks de chicky boom boom....da da da da, da da da da, ..."

Never mind, scotmum, wait till the next verse and just tie the ends of his truss to that barrel of Farting Bishop, light the blue touchpaper and retire
......he won't know what hit him...

Poor Cheffie...what has he done to deserve this....

Ah....here comes Hubert/Kate,looking very pretty in pink,spanxed up to her eyeballs,wistfully gazing into the eyes of her beloved and handsome Leonardo (that's Igor in his trusty lederhosen),arms spread out in that classic pose,as Igor lauches into his best falsetto rendering of 'IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Will Always Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve Yoooooooouuuuuuuu!' ooops,we have a problem,he can't quite hit the high notes,plus he's frightened dear Hubert/Kate and I think she might be standing in a puddle.....

marmite rushes onstage to help the distressed Hubert,slips in the puddle and ends up giving Igor a kick up the bedoobies.Igor hops off stage with a pained expression on his handsome face as the audience cackle with delight..... :rotfl::rotfl:

Oh dear,oh dear,right scotmum and Cheffie,we need you onstage now please!

Cue the record: we hear the intro to '# Don't Go Breaking My Heart #' as scotmum rushes onstage,looking very fetching in her hotpants and Spongebob platforms and Cheffie is as ever the handsome,unflappable gent that we all know and love.

The singing starts....why is everyone booing?

I think they sound lovely....

marmiterulesok

cheexy wrote: »

Yes!!! NSD 21/20 in the bag! Whoop Whoop!

Well done cheexy! :j:j:j

Samiszel wrote: »

Another prize! I'd like to thank my mum, my cat...

:rotfl::rotfl:

zenshi wrote: »

I managed a spend free weekend, so finishing the month with a total of 18 NSD

Well done zenshi! :j:j:j