The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Since some prizes are about to be given out,I've decided to declare #21,meaning that I've also reached target.
New target of 25,please!

Meanwhile,frantic last minute preparations are taking place....Right everyone:
-passports
-euros
-donkey visa
-costumes,though I'm in a total blank as to what exactly Our Fathers and Hubert are wearing....lederhosen,dog collar and sparkly jacket,morph outfits,sock suspenders,pretty fifties style pink frock with matching handbag and stilleto heels (on a donkey!!!) and optinal pink n sparkly pretty bow for his tail,tail extensions,mane extensions...the list goes on.Just to be on the safe side,I've packed everything.We'll sort it out when we get there.
-make up plus Hubert's wig,false eyelashes,false hooves,Cheffie's nostril hair clippers...
-Igor's butch ginger chest wig
-copious bottles of alcohol and Hubert's emergency fizzy pop supply
-emergency supply of tea bags
-egg sarnies
-the tea urn
-spare sprouts curry and pilchard and ferret mini quiches,in case anyone is extra peckish
-cups and saucers
-donkey spanx
-Hubert's nappies (extra strong)
-clothespegs
-Cheffie's 2nd best emergency truss
-Igor's special deluxe knee exfoliator and plumping knee serum
-my valium
-Nargle's,scotmum's,marmite's and Knit Witch's hot pants and wondrous Spongebob 70's style platform wellies.We have spares if anyone else wants to join in.
-bribe money for judges (£274.75 that was being saved up to replace ancient plumbing system at Ennessdee Towers) plus Igor's emergency stash (£1500!!!!!).He doesn't know I've borrowed it. :rotfl::rotfl: Bit a dark horse,our Igor...

I know that it's getting a bit crowded in The Tardis (and please everyone,visit the 'facilities' before boarding please,please,please...),but we have space on our wondrous Ennessdee lawnmower,which also doubles as a flying machine.It takes ten,at a pinch,so form an orderly cue.

And we're off!Yay!!!!

Here we come Eurovision! :j:j:j

marmiterulesok

Right,I think that the front page is all up to date...please check your totals.I'd hate to get it wrong.

It's looking good,more prizes have been given out,and The Cauldron is chomping away happily (and noisily). :money:

eta eek,I forgot to pack the donkey bottom peanut dispensers!!!!

They'd been done in silver (hm hm hm tin foil....) and were to be used to bribe the judges and we had a special Riverdance themed one made for Mr Norton...disaster,disaster...

I suppose we could nip back quickly in The Tardis?

Quick,where's my valium? :eek::eek:

zenshi

NSD 15 So target reached. I shan't set another one but will plough through the rest of the month and see where it takes me

marmiterulesok

zenshi wrote: »

NSD 15 So target reached. I shan't set another one but will plough through the rest of the month and see where it takes me

Well done zenshi! :j:j:j

'rushes off to award another prize on the front page' :beer:

marmiterulesok

Ok,I was thinking of Wimbledon as our theme for June....

-long,cool glasses of Pimm's/Igor's famed dandelion and pilchard champagne
-strawberries and cream
-cucumber sandwiches or egg,of course
-Eton mess
-lots of sun,with the obligatory odd drop of rain right in the middle of play
-tennis whites...oops,that means that Igor's sexy knees will be on display again,ooh,lucky us!
-watching lots of tanned,athletic beautiful young bods running around court
-watching Cheffie serve Swedish meatballs with a tennis racquet :rotfl:
-dozing on the sun lounger with a good book to hand

Or does someone have another idea?

Knit_Witch

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Ok,I was thinking of Wimbledon as our theme for June....

-long,cool glasses of Pimm's/Igor's famed dandelion and pilchard champagne
-strawberries and cream
-cucumber sandwiches or egg,of course
-Eton mess
-lots of sun,with the obligatory odd drop of rain right in the middle of play
-tennis whites...oops,that means that Igor's sexy knees will be on display again,ooh,lucky us!
-watching lots of tanned,athletic beautiful young bods running around court
-watching Cheffie serve Swedish meatballs with a tennis racquet :rotfl:
-dozing on the sun lounger with a good book to hand

Or does someone have another idea?

Hmm you could add Royal Ascot as well

marmiterulesok

Knit_Witch wrote: »

Hmm you could add Royal Ascot as well

Interesting suggestion....

-dressing up in posh frocks with lovely hats,the men looking very handsome in their Jermyn St suits (sp?)
-tea with Lizzie,Phil and the rest of The Firm
-cucumber sandwiches and champagne with optional egg sarnies and Igor's thirst quenching pilchard margharitas
-Igor being able to fufill a lifelong ambition of being a jockey,riding Hubert,of course
-Hubert finally with a chance to be Top Donkey
-Hubert dressing up all his glory:dress,shoes,hat,handbag,the works......
-Mrs Doyle serving tea and cake to Lizzie and family in her best pinny
-hobnobbing with the upper classes
Cheffie looking fine and dandy,all dressed up in tails,firing off with his boom boom to start the races

Any more ideas?

Pollygarter

Sprout curry? Love it! And yes please for a reservation on the peanut dispensing conversation stopper!

NSD...6 I think. Yessssss ! Maybe another tomorrow... I've just been through my figures and pledging to myself how liytle I'm going to shell out before check in day on 1.6. Got to imagine there is egg sandwich and sprout curry in my wallet ready to coat me from head to foot if I open it except for essential spends!

Munchin

Hi

I know I'm wild late but as there are 8 days left could I join and aim for 5 NSDs. I'm breaking myself into June gently:)

Elliesmum

Hi All

I see Sweden won the Eurovision song contest - I say the boys were robbed:D

Declaring today as a NSD so clocking up 11 NSDs in total so far :j

Lazy day today, hence the NSD. Have a good day everyone.

EM xx