The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Nargleblast double figures - very nice!
Hope the night shift went ok.Cheffie has been warbling away again in the shower this morning like a 'too old to care',manic,heavy metal hasbeen - I do hope that it doesn't disturb your sleep...

How is Igor supposed to wash his precious unmentionables if there's no hot water left? :eek: (quote by marmite)
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Wash? WASH?????

Where Igor comes from, the words "wash" and "unmentionables" never appear in the same sentence. The thought of letting soap and water anywhere near his underwear has traumatised him beyond belief. He is now sitting in a corner, Cheffie' s brand new truss pulled over his head, and warbling something about being a little teapot.

Chef is now rampaging around Ennessdee Towers waving a meat cleaver and demanding the safe return of his lovely new truss.

Now that is a possible reserve/backup song for the contest, My Lovely Truss....could get a lot of support with that one??????

Igor,Igor,calm down...it was a bad dream,nothing more.Now you'll be fine,just take this tablet and lie down again and Hubert will sing you a lullaby....

Sorry everyone for that massive blunder.

Has Cheffie got his truss back on?Good.maybe he should have a reserve truss to hand,in case of emergencies?

My Lovely Truss does sound sufficiently nuts for it to be an appropriate song to represent this wonderful nation. :rotfl::rotfl:
We might have to change a few lines,though...who ever heard of a truss dentist for starters? :eek:

jodles16 good to see you! :hello:
Thanks,such a happy looking dog too.

Sorry folks,my bed is calling me.I'm feeling seriously knackered,so I'll update properly tomorrow morning.

Night night!

PS #19 for me today.

marmiterulesok

Elliesmum Yikes,poor DH!

As for our nsd plans,sometimes life gets in the way....Don't be too tough on yourself.

I hope the next few days don't have any unwanted surprises.

Hoipolloi

Today was NSD number 16 :beer:

cheexy

Didn't know I could pull it off this week but I'm proud to announce that yesterday was my second 5-in-row at 14/15 NSDs

marmiterulesok

Good morning everyone! :hello:

Woo-hoo,time to celebrate:it's Friday!



:T:T

marmiterulesok

The Cauldron is chomping away on an extra large breakfast,thanks to all you good people. :j

We have a brilliant total of 289 nsds,meaning that the average is a splendid 9.96 nsds each!!! :money: :beer: :T

To bring us up to an average of 10 nsds each,we only need another one nsd.

Ok,who's going to take that big leap of faith and declare for today?I can't,because I already have IYSWIM.

Go on,go on....

Nargleblast

My DD is in Vienna with her friends and has sent me photos of some of the acts at the contest, she says Vienna is a lovely city. She saw the semi final and described it as very flashy, not sure what she means, but we can do flashy, can't we?

Now, how to smuggle Igor and Swedish Chef into the final so the world will get the chance to see them perform My Lovely Horse/Donkey/Wombat/Whatever.......?

Am determined to notch up another NSD today, just need to put my armour on and tool up for the battle against the spendy demons.

marmiterulesok

A big well done to:
marmite
Samiszel
Nargleblast
cheexy great '5 in a row' again!
Hoipolloi
stripeyjumpergirl
zenshi
jodles16

and fedupandskint for getting an nsd yesterday! :cool:

Sorry that it's not a bigger update,but I've got multiple jobs to do today:

- clean out The Tardis for tomorrow's epic journey to the TV studios.There's a big smelly puddle next to the control panels,and I'm having a hell of a job getting it cleaned up.Not to mention half eaten plates of food.It looks and smells suspiciously like last Christmas's sprouts curry....
There's also a pair of mouldy looking Y fronts...could that be Igor's lost 2nd best emergency unmentionables? :eek::eek: I don't even want to think about it.

- sort out lunch and tea for today,breakfast and lunch for tomorrow and multiple drink orders.Thankfully Mrs Doyle is on duty,so you're having lots of cups of tea,egg sarnies and cake (you know,the one with cocaine in it).

- sedate/placate/suck up to/calm down Cheffie,Igor and Hubert,who are all in a state of panic,last minute nerves,night terrors,visions of stardom/grandeur,last minute pimple attacks,collywobbles and upset tummies....
Is it to be My Lovely Donkey or My Lovely Truss?Hubert is outraged that his hope of brights lights and being papped is about to be upstaged by a smelly truss....
Ok,I've made an executive decision.Truss out,donkey in.There,that's better.Nothing can go wrong now...or can it?

Da da da da daaaaaa.....

Anyone can do the next installment,just as long as it's sufficiently daft to make us all chortle gleefully or roll our eyes.

See ya all later! :wave:

Nargleblast

Egg sandwiches? In a confined space like the Tardis? Mrs Doyle, what are you thinking of?

Ah, but hang on, the Tardis has multiple rooms......shut up Nargle.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

My DD is in Vienna with her friends and has sent me photos of some of the acts at the contest, she says Vienna is a lovely city. She saw the semi final and described it as very flashy, not sure what she means, but we can do flashy, can't we?

Now, how to smuggle Igor and Swedish Chef into the final so the world will get the chance to see them perform My Lovely Horse/Donkey/Wombat/Whatever.......?

Am determined to notch up another NSD today, just need to put my armour on and tool up for the battle against the spendy demons.

Are you forgetting The Tardis (see above post)? snigger,snigger....

Please don't ask any of the lads to do anything flashy...it doesn't bear thinking about...

Vienna...lovely city.I was there once for a few days.It rained most of the time,but it was in November.
I hear that Conchita Wurst is a distant 3rd cousin once removed of Igor's,so they just might be in cahoots!I'm sure that that'll give us a bit of a leg/hoof up,so to speak :rotfl:

Good luck fighting off the spendy demons Nargle.