Hate chavs like beaches and waterparks. Where do we go?

photome

Gavin83 wrote: »

Sorry I may have missed this but where did the OP state they were from Essex?

Isnt that where chavs live?

gardner1

sallysqueak wrote: »

Hmm.. perhaps I could wear chav resistant tin foil in that case?

Ok, so if I bump into them at water parks I'll cope, but I don't want them in my sleeping area. They make a lot of noise. So perhaps somewhere I can travel to the water parks, but not living in a clubbing area? and presumably they won't be in the restaurants in this area? They'll be out clubbing a few miles up the road I hope...

"but I don't want them in my sleeping area"
so......do you or do you not want a swingers/wife swap holiday

bagand96

sallysqueak wrote: »

Hi there

I wonder if anyone can help us?

We want a European holiday where we will be able to find beaches, nice restaurants on the seafront and water parks. We do NOT want to see any chavs whilst on holiday. We despise them and they surround us and torment us with their presence on a daily basis in the UK.

We don't want kids clubs, but do want activities to do with the kids, like water parks, zoos, theme parks etc. We want to be able to dine out with our children at night without being vomited on by tattooed thugs.

Can anyone recommend anywhere?

Thanks

April 1st is on Wednesday isn't it?

paddyrg

How about Abu Dhabi?! Great waterpark on Yas Island.

jonesMUFCforever

Love this thread! LOL wonder if OP has thought of exploring caves to escape the chavs?

maman

richardw wrote: »

Chavs like water parks, zoos and theme parks and can afford them, so your chances may not be that high of avoiding them.

Exactly.


Has it occurred to OP that if you choose to do chavvy things you're likely to meet chavs. Common sense really.

benjus

http://www.charmingitaly.com/article/top-5-things-to-do-in-puglia-with-kids

Never seen any chavs in Puglia.

DCFC79

lr1277 wrote: »

Somewhere in northern Europe perhaps? I have never been, but Denmark seems suitable for your needs. Temperatures in the summer can be pleasant to hot depending on your preferences. Apparently you can swim in the sea and there are many water parks.
Denmark is also known as a family friendly country if you live there. Can't be much different if you are a tourist. Just a thought, you could try the visitdenmark website.

Denmark's a good choice, there's Legoland for the kids.

DCFC79

photome wrote: »

Isnt that where chavs live?

Yes you would have thought so but they have found a way to drift from the flock.

marleyboy

Pontins in Blackpool. Even the Chav's wont go there.