Hate chavs like beaches and waterparks. Where do we go?

sallysqueak

Hi there

I wonder if anyone can help us?

We want a European holiday where we will be able to find beaches, nice restaurants on the seafront and water parks. We do NOT want to see any chavs whilst on holiday. We despise them and they surround us and torment us with their presence on a daily basis in the UK.

We don't want kids clubs, but do want activities to do with the kids, like water parks, zoos, theme parks etc. We want to be able to dine out with our children at night without being vomited on by tattooed thugs.

Can anyone recommend anywhere?

Thanks

richardw

Chavs like water parks, zoos and theme parks and can afford them, so your chances may not be that high of avoiding them.

sallysqueak

Hmm.. perhaps I could wear chav resistant tin foil in that case?

Ok, so if I bump into them at water parks I'll cope, but I don't want them in my sleeping area. They make a lot of noise. So perhaps somewhere I can travel to the water parks, but not living in a clubbing area? and presumably they won't be in the restaurants in this area? They'll be out clubbing a few miles up the road I hope...

richardw

Somewhere near Vinaros and then a day trip north to the water park and other trips south to other attractions.

lr1277

Somewhere in northern Europe perhaps? I have never been, but Denmark seems suitable for your needs. Temperatures in the summer can be pleasant to hot depending on your preferences. Apparently you can swim in the sea and there are many water parks.
Denmark is also known as a family friendly country if you live there. Can't be much different if you are a tourist. Just a thought, you could try the visitdenmark website.

aaroncaz

Try Portaventura, water and theme park, pretty good, stay in nearby Cambrils , Cap Salou or Salou itself......

http://www.portaventura.es/

lovesgshp

Try Northern Cyprus, it has water parks, great beaches and is not so much a chav destination.

http://www.northcyprusonline.com/North-Cyprus-Online-Entertainment-Water-Park.php

carolwat

Nerja then you can travel to benelmadena for the theme park, fueringola for the zoo and im sure there are waterparks somewhere near.

EssexExile

sallysqueak wrote: »

We do NOT want to see any chavs whilst on holiday. We despise them and they surround us and torment us with their presence on a daily basis in the UK
Thanks

Move away from Essex then when you see chavs it will be a change. Worked for me.

Sorry, not a lot of help.

Gavin83

EssexExile wrote: »

Move away from Essex then when you see chavs it will be a change. Worked for me.

Sorry, not a lot of help.

Sorry I may have missed this but where did the OP state they were from Essex?

Hazzanet

carolwat wrote: »

Nerja then you can travel to benelmadena for the theme park, fueringola for the zoo and im sure there are waterparks somewhere near.

One in Mijas-Costa: http://www.aquamijas.com/en/

One in Torremolinos: http://www.aqualand.es/torremolinos/