Ecstatic Laughter In The Evenings

tweets

David. wrote: »

Send your mam :rotfl:
She will sort them

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: She can hit them with her walking stick :T:T:T

emerald21

David. wrote: »

You or the neighbours

Me actually but yes your right again luckily although we are on an estate no one can see anything as bungalows at the back of us. So unless someone hangs out of their bedroom window with binoculars no one can see much. As you know I'm a Shy Susie

purpledonkey

Back to work I go. Does anyone have any good one liners for obnoxious parents?

mimi1234

tweets wrote: »

MIMI

I will gather up the troops from here , slimming world and the alphabettys and we will make your neighbours walk out

On a serious note cant you do anything about it ? Thought you would being in job you are.

Hugs for mimi from me and Poppy :grouphug:

Thanks love. I need the hugs. I'm bricking it now as it's only 2 hours before I am back home!

The Council are not interested at all. They seem to think it's reasonable. Sigh. I give up.

Please can someone wave their magic wand right about now please? :(:(:(

fairclaire

Good Afternoon

QOC......just got home from work and I have 3 escapees :eek: The dog is looking very guilty though so I think he was an accessory :rotfl: At least it won't involve any fence jumping today

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

Come on PD entertain me while I have another coffee and for free as fc cleaned my card out with that national scam that I fell for again :eek:

You and I both know that whilst I may have been the recipient of all your dosh, it was nothing to do with The Grand National :rotfl:

Enterprise_1701C

altojack wrote: »

qoc, I can't believe it, me say a word like that :eek: Now I can't find my post to change it :eek: I feel suitably embarrassed
I am a lady and my mam taught us to say pook. These days I say trump :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

My arthritis has flared today, too many tomatoes I fear.

Went to the doc to check about my new inhaler, whether I have to stay on it or go back to my original one. I feel sick with worry now as she (the doc) has made me do another sputum test to check that I have no infection 8 days before my op now this.
If it is cancelled that will be the third time. Can things get any worse

Booger it, I can't be bothered to search again for that post, maybe later when I come down to land again

Please don't change it, we all know what you meant but it gave me a giggle as it must have several others:D

Hillbern, congrats on your new grandchild, they are so squishable

Mimi, wish I could send a friend of mine around, when we invite him to parties he assumes the role of informal bouncer! He is about 6'6", black as night (his words), bald as a coot and hulking - must be about 18 stone, broad with it too. Funny thing is he is a real softy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

HILLBERN

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Please don't change it, we all know what you meant but it gave me a giggle as it must have several others:D

Hillbern, congrats on your new grandchild, they are so squishable

Mimi, wish I could send a friend of mine around, when we invite him to parties he assumes the role of informal bouncer! He is about 6'6", black as night (his words), bald as a coot and hulking - must be about 18 stone, broad with it too. Funny thing is he is a real softy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

They certainly are Enterprise:) I cant wait until the weekend when I can meet him and have lots of cuddles:j:j:j

Sarahdol75

Does anyone know if these actually work, or of something that does work, I have been bitten all over, and they are so itchy.

http://www.ncrowd.co.uk/national-UK/50501-20pack-of-mosquito-wristbands?utm_source=SailThru%20-%20Marketing&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=UK%20-%20National%20UK%20Blast%20-%2004%2F14%2F2015%20-%208&utm_content=box%204%20img&utm_term=BirminghamNew-active

braveheart60uk

purpledonkey wrote: »

Back to work I go. Does anyone have any good one liners for obnoxious parents?

I knew a couple who were determined that their 12 year old son had ADHD because of his constant bad behaviour. They finally convinced their GP to arrange an appointment with a specialist. After a round of tests the specialist came back to them and simply stated that the bad behaviour was not ADHD, it was bad parenting :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

AND they told people this, DUH!!!