The Garden Fence - help and support in tough times

mardatha

My god - I'd talk all night for a box of liquorice allsorts. And all week for a box of jelly babies...

greenbee

ah... but would you be quiet all week for a box of jelly babies Mar

Hard_Up_Hester

Monna, glad the talk and the conversation went well.
Yay Fuddle, home sweet home.

monnagran

mardatha wrote: »

My god - I'd talk all night for a box of liquorice allsorts. And all week for a box of jelly babies...

Maybe but jelly babies are not on offer and I am holding out for the several million pounds per speech that nursemaggie obviously thinks I am worth. If anyone demurs I will refer them to her. Should I hear of any organisation paying jelly babies for after dinner speaking I will forward your name. Me, I'll take the money.

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westcoastscot

Monna I'd rather have the sweeties .............just sayin' :-)

burtha

Happy new house fuds,
Mar and Monno I would gladly pay you in jelly babies or even cash to listen to one of your talks .... bar door always open
Tonight we have a " I see dead people " guy in ..... open mind ??, but how much cash :eek:
Thankfully I am not behind the bar, at home with a small glass of wine

mardatha

Tell me how that went burtha will you? I'm in the same business but I don't work in pubs :D

ivyleaf

burtha I hope last night's "special guest" brought in enough extra customers to enable you still to turn a profit

Brrr, it looks horribly dark and gloomy out there this morning. Anyone got sunshine?

monnagran

burtha wrote: »

Happy new house fuds,
Mar and Monno I would gladly pay you in jelly babies or even cash to listen to one of your talks .... bar door always open
Tonight we have a " I see dead people " guy in ..... open mind ??, but how much cash :eek:
Thankfully I am not behind the bar, at home with a small glass of wine

Good Heavens burtha. I could never compete with that. Try the Jellybaby Queen, you may have more luck there and if she is willing to be paid in sweeties, bite her arm off. OH. NO! Don't do that, she wouldn't be able to knit another sock.

It's gloomy and cold here today. I haven't ventured out yet and in fact, I'm finding it hard to get motivated to move at all. Perhaps one more coffee before I get stuck in. Today I am going to tackle the toy mountain again.

Yes. Definitely another coffee is called for.

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mardatha

I'm having a truly horrible day here, full of family illness and deep drama. I don't do drama at all well. I just want to bite somebody. I need a bl00dy iv of jellybabies infused in pernod.