The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

cheexy

Declaring day 11/15 today. No plans to spend today.

fedupandskint

NSD 18 today

Nargleblast

I have never been so humiliated in all my life! (Apart from the furry handcuffs episode on a NSD gang outing to celebrate some celebrity wedding or other, but that's another tale, along with hoovering out the vomit from the Tardis after Burns Night.) There I was flying through the air, my skis perfectly aligned, when my little rara skirt flew off because of the wind(stop sniggering at the back there!) and smacked marmite in the face. Marmite, temporarily blinded, fell off her skis and went smack into Chef, who promptly had a Swedish Chef meltdown and whacked Hubert with a smorgasbord of two hundred different dishes. Hubert panicked, knocked jodies and scotsmum flying, they whacked Knitwitch with their poles, she attacked Igor with her broomstick causing him to walk even more like John Wayne.....in the meantime my salopettes caught on a tree branch and there I was, going boing! boing! Like a catapult when [STRIKE]Delicious Gunther[/STRIKE] Bert Scroggins strolled past and....Well, let us just say he showed me he is not tanned all over.....ooh, I didn' t know where to look....

Nargleblast

.....And will the little pixie who lives inside my Kindle please stop predicting my text!!!!!

Knit_Witch

Nargle, I am not happy! Do you know how much the Dwarves in Uverwald will charge to fix my broomstick?!

Wanders off muttering grimly, kicks Igor and then kicks NSD #17 into the Cauldron

Nargleblast

Snot my fault it was the blooming wind blew my skirt off!! (I said stop sniggering at the back there, I didn't have the Brussels sprouts curry for breakfast)

slowlyfading

Yesterday was NSD 12 and today is NSD 13

marmiterulesok

So,this year's NSD Totally Bonkers Ski Jump [STRIKE]Fiasco[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] Competition winner can be announced....drum roll...yes,it's a tie between scotmum,who defiantly battled up the ladder,climbed into her blue and green tartan ski wellie boots and flew down the ski jump,clasping her crutches all the while,landing quite safely,and then broke her other leg slipping on a banana skin ...and Hubert,our very own Demented Donkey,who,in a world exclusive,displayed [STRIKE]awesome[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] awful form by facing the wrong way whilst getting strapped into his skies,showed British pluckiness at it's best by becoming the first four legged contestant to perform a ski jump the wrong way round. :T:T ...all was going well,when I think he realized,mid air,that he was air borne and sightless,and promptly had a rather large accident.Several onlookers were later rushed to hospital after being overcome by noxious fumes.

As for Nargle,she has been disqualified for stripping off mid air! :eek::eek:

Swedish Chef has been arrested and locked up for night for causing a breach of the peace,Igor is delving excitedly into his new cookbook '101 Dishes Using a Ski Jump' and jodles
and Knit Witch have entered the gang for The Annual Gstaad Yodelling Competition this Saturday! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

marmiterulesok

#15 for me today.

I'll update tomorrow,if you don't mind.I'm feeling a bit knackered.

TTFN.

Gem-gem

NSD no 13 for me. Been to Birmingham and back today. Took bottled tap water and food from home for early morning snack. Train fare and lunch paid for by work.