The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

Nargleblast

Number 11 NSD for me.....ooh, I feel a yodel coming on, pass the black treacle brownies, Igor!
Whaddya mean, they're no good? And why are there six million wasps and flies stuck to the chalet' s newly-creosoted fence?

Oh Igor, you didn't......?

Don't touch the brownies, folks!
Too late, greedy guts Hubert has wolfed the lot.....on top of the massive breakfast......stand clear everybody!

Hoipolloi

:beer: done much better thn I hoped this month.

17th NSD of the month, today

marmiterulesok

Well, this yodelling lark is actually a minefield! :eek:

Swedish Chef has already been disqualified,as he made threatening gestures with a frying pan towards last year's winner and current favourite to win Dietrich Fischer-Dumpling.
jodles16 has a great vocal range,depending on which bruise she presses - brave woman!
Igor is still trussed up like a chicken due to groin strain,and doesn't dare speak,let alone yodel in case it aggravates his unmentionables.
Hubert has gone a funny shade of 'pass the sickbag puce' and is uncaracteristically subdued.Brownie poisoning I think.
scotmumof3 has just taken to the stage,and has her sights set on winning the prized 'Best Newcomer with a Broken Leg' section.She probably will win,seeing that she's the only one in that section.
Finally,marmite is sitting down to a nice,big G&T in the VIP section,and is happily oblivious to the racket,due to some very handy earplugs.
Now Nargle,what's your party piece?

marmiterulesok

Update tomorrow.

marmiterulesok

Good morning fellow amateur yodelers!

I suppose it was bound to happen.Dietrich Fischer-Dumpling won,but,on a brighter note,our very own scotmumof3 also won in her category 'Best Newcomer with a Broken Leg'. :j:j

Yes,Igor,I know that she was the only one in that category,but now is not the time to get snippy.It's still an 'ology',you know.
Take that sulky look off your face and get breakfast ready.

marmiterulesok

The front page is looking good!

We have 288 nsds and a very smug average of 8.5 nsds each.

Now,anyone who is struggling,remember that there's still 10 whole days left to reach your target.

I'm glad to say that nobody has uttered that naughty four letter word f a i l.The sharks are getting a bit hungry,so maybe I'll just give them the leftovers from last night's banquet.Plus the creosote brownies...

PS who will be next to get a lovely hot chocolate drink?Gem-gem,butterfly2507 and Maybe_its_because are all just one nsd away...

marmiterulesok

Happy Sunday all.

snowfox

I'm so happy it's Spring! My favourite time of year

Recovering from festival-holiday has its benefits, I'm doing nothing and spending nothing! Had NSD 4 on Thursday, and 5 & 6 over this weekend.

6/10 I might just make it!

Nargleblast

Dropping in to announce the arrival of NSD number 12 before going for my sauna and massage, by which time I hope Igor will have the chalet cleaned and tidied up after last night's shenanigans.....some great yodelling by our team, I reckon that Dieter Fishy Wotsit was a ringer, and I noticed money changing hands, I suppose Hans Peter had a gambling syndicate on the go?
Come on Igor, there's more mess to clear up in the corner oops sorry, marmite! Well I did warn you about the house gin, anything supplied by Hans Peter is bound to have a dodgy provenance.....

slowlyfading

NSD 15 for me today