The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

Knit_Witch

Woo hoo number 15 today! Better increase my target to 20 please :j:j

Gem-gem

NSD no 12 for me.
Tomorrow will be a spendy day for me.

Nargleblast

Number 9 NSD for me today.

Now who was it caused the ceiling to collapse on top of us while we were having the Green Feast tonight? I notice some indentations in the ceiling tiles the same size and shape you would expect from stiletto heels......And talking of green food....that fondue looked like a nasty chest infection......honestly, Igor, there may be a long lost Irish branch of the Igor family, but I think you have gone a bit over the top with the St Patrick's Day thing......And tell Hubert to take off that stupid Irish dance frock and get down here and do the washing up, we all have to get to bed, there's the ski jumping contest tomorrow and we all need our rest!

jodles16

Yarr I be bobbing in with 14/20 NSDs! Think all the green is turning me into a Pirate...Yarrr me hearties!

Jodles

Maybe_its_because

NSD no 6 today. Not sure what tomorrow's plans are.... We'll see.

MIB

marmiterulesok

Good morning! :wave:

I went to bed a bit earlier than intended,so the update has now just been done,and I'm mighty impressed by the great pile of nsds waiting to be subdued and shoveled into The Wondrous Cauldron (which is rumbling away rather ominously :eek: ).

There are some new prizes on the front page. :money:

marmiterulesok 2nd target 13/13 achieved!

Knit Witch 2nd target 15/15 achieved!

Hoipolloi Target exceeded 14/13 achieved!

And not forgetting the dancing snowmen.

zenshi 3

Maybe_its_because 3

marmiterulesok

I have painstakingly added up the big jumble of nsds and can proudly declare that we have a mega 246 in all,meaning that the average is up to 7.5 each!!! :j:j:j

marmiterulesok

As for last night's [STRIKE]fiasco[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] ceilidh,could somebody please help me clear up all the mess.There's a lot of green,cheesy goo stuck to the ceiling,dripping down like stalactites,but with a nasty pong,beer glasses littered everywhere.And then there's a few huddled shapes,groaning in the corner.
Apparently Hubert got a bit carried away and decided to improvise on the pole.Unfortuanately he landed on scotmumof3,who,I must say,has become pretty good at pole dancing,if only she'd take off her skis first.
So Hubert and scotmumof3 are being [STRIKE]trussed[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] bandaged up by Igor.Bless him.Yes,that's right.Today is the big day for him,when he unleashes his impressive skills at The Great NSD Ski Jump Competition!
As I think I've mentioned before,Igor's great hero growing up was none other than Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards



and Igor has been training intensely out back,where he's cleverly improvised a ski jump using a pile of old mattresses.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

What is it, Igor? A lady at the reception desk asking the whereabouts of her daughter? What was her name?
Mrs Phant. Initials L and E.

Igor, she isn't by any chance tall, plumpish, greying complexion and loads of wrinkles?

Hubert! Tell Hazel Heffalump to pack her trunk (geddit? ), her mum says she's got to go home for her tea!

Hubert,I told you that this would end badly for you.I'm afraid that Hazel will have to go back with Mummy Heffalump,all the way to Africa,as her tea is getting cold.What,you want to argue with a ten ton Mummy Elephant,who's got that mad eyed look that tells me she won't take no for an answerAre you really that mad?.... :eek:

Apparently so,which is why Hubert is sporting a massive black eye lately.

Honestly Hubert,will you never learn?

Butti wrote: »

Went out to buy a car
but didn't - it was sold. The market is supposedly very hot so getting a bargain may be difficult!

Good luck with the car hunt.

jodles16 wrote: »

Yarr I be bobbing in with 14/20 NSDs! Think all the green is turning me into a Pirate...Yarrr me hearties!

Jodles

A bit too much to drink last night,mmm? :rotfl::rotfl:

Her,have some panadol and a nice cup of tea.

marmiterulesok

I'll get my coat...