The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

marmiterulesok

Ta-daaaaa!

Drum roll.......we have a stunning 113 nsds bubbling away in our Cauldron.So,that's an average of 3.9 nsds each. :beer:

Three more and that'll be an average of 4.

Come on now folks.Dig in those heels,start pouting (yes,that's the idea Igor.More,though,more!) and say no to any unnecessary spends!

Nargleblast

Pass the Swiss beer and holey cheese on stick things, Igor, we are celebrating well over a hundred NSDs and only a quarter of the way through March! Who is doing the cabaret tonight? Ah, Cheffy on his spoons with Hubert on tea trays doing a rendition of that old favourite Polish Me Alpenstock, Muvver, And I'll Sing As I Ski Back To You.....or we could have Igor doing his alternative version of Edelweiss, Idle Swine.....makes me almost wish The Good Ole Boys were here.....

marmiterulesok

nargle -I don't want this to go to your head,but Lacroix have been on the line,and want you to fly to Paris tomorrow and model their new wellie collection.Plus,you'll be able to keep all the sample models!

It also means that you can skillfully avoid the cheesy meal tomorrow,as I know that you and cheese do not get on...He'll keep a nice chicky dish for you on the back burner,for when you get back.

BTW Roger Moore (Sir?) has popped over (as one does) to his chalet for a week's skiing,and has invited us to his Winter 'Bring a Bottle' Party.Black tie.On Friday.No riff raff.

He and I go way back,you know. :rotfl::rotfl:

PS Taking of famous folk,two friends of mine were once flying to New York.They were at Heathrow,and I think they were wandering around Duty Free and hadn't really noticed that time was passing, when an announcement came on: 'Would Miss X,Miss Y and Miss Collins please report to the departure lounge immediately,as the flight is now boarding.'.

They were much amused to see that the Miss Collins was actually Joan Collins,looking absolutely impeccable! :rotfl:

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Pass the Swiss beer and holey cheese on stick things, Igor, we are celebrating well over a hundred NSDs and only a quarter of the way through March! Who is doing the cabaret tonight? Ah, Cheffy on his spoons with Hubert on tea trays doing a rendition of that old favourite Polish Me Alpenstock, Muvver, And I'll Sing As I Ski Back To You.....or we could have Igor doing his alternative version of Edelweiss, Idle Swine.....makes me almost wish The Good Ole Boys were here.....

I believe that scotsmum and jodles have been practising,and are ready to shimy up that pole again.

I hear that Igor is ready with the karaoke machine.Any requests?
Cheffie wants to do 'Big Spender',which cunningly means that Hubert can do his Shirley Bassey impression.I think they're in cahoots.

Nargleblast

Well, seeing as it's Lacroix, I suppose I had better go....Just as well, I am down to my last twenty odd pairs of wellies, I am sure Cheffy keeps nicking them to put in the stew, that meat was so chewy tonight.....I wonder if I can get a pair of diamante wellies for Friday's black tie do? Only the poshest get invited there you know.......And if we're really lucky Sir Woger will give us a wide in his Wange Wover.....

Nargleblast

If Cheffy sings Big Spender he is fired - this is the No Spend thread after all!

scotmumof3

I don't know if jodles can take any more bruises from me landing on her:D
Karaoke hmm I might try "I did it my way" but once I start singing I have a feeling you will all be shouting "Show me the way to go home". I have a very melodic voice , or at least my dog thinks so. She always joins in with me Maybe Hubert, Hazel heffalump and I could do a three degrees tribute. Pass the microphone this way please (a little safer than pole dancing):):)

Nargleblast

Igor, can you sing Over The Hills and Far Away? Preferably very far away
.....Ah, there's nothing like a good bit of apres ski entertainment....And this is nothing like a good bit of apres ski entertainment.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Well, seeing as it's Lacroix, I suppose I had better go....Just as well, I am down to my last twenty odd pairs of wellies, I am sure Cheffy keeps nicking them to put in the stew, that meat was so chewy tonight.....I wonder if I can get a pair of diamante wellies for Friday's black tie do? Only the poshest get invited there you know.......And if we're really lucky Sir Woger will give us a wide in his Wange Wover.....

Twenty pairs,is that all!My God,woman,how do you sleep at night?

Yes,I agree,my vegeburger was as tough as nails.I wouldn't put it past him,the old Swedish skinflint.

Nargleblast wrote: »

If Cheffy sings Big Spender he is fired - this is the No Spend thread after all!

Would you mind telling him?He's already blown up at me once today,because I told him that the custard was lumpy.

scotmumof3 wrote: »

I don't know if jodles can take any more bruises from me landing on her:D
Karaoke hmm I might try "I did it my way" but once I start singing I have a feeling you will all be shouting "Show me the way to go home". I have a very melodic voice , or at least my dog thinks so. She always joins in with me Maybe Hubert, Hazel heffalump and I could do a three degrees tribute. Pass the microphone this way please (a little safer than pole dancing):):)

Oh,how sweet of your dog.What kind is she?

You know,we love to be entertained.Why not include wee doggy,and it an Abba tribute band,or something along those lines.

My kitty gets very excited when the phone rings or if any kind of alarm goes off and starts prooping away like a mad thing.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Igor, can you sing Over The Hills and Far Away? Preferably very far away
.....Ah, there's nothing like a good bit of apres ski entertainment....And this is nothing like a good bit of apres ski entertainment.

It's nice to unwind after a very sporty day spent slamming into trees - I wish they'd stay in one place.

I might have to take the day off tomorrow and stay in and be pampered.Massage from Gorgeous Gunther tomorrow at 14h,facial by the beauty pamperer Huberta,and then some champagne and nibbles with dear Woger.Such a hard life,but I suppose somebody has to do it.

Nargle I do hope you find some diamante wellies for all of gang here.We'd be ever so grateful.

Igor,there's a dear,before you head off,I'd like a large G & T please.