The Deliciously Decadent December NSD Challenge!

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

Pina Coladas all round, Swedish Chef, we're ready for the finals of the limbo dance contest. Remaining in the contest are kerri, marmite, BigMumma, jodies, Hubert and Igor. Sorry you had to retire early with your little injury, Knitwitch I am sure Igor will be happy to.rub some of his magic ointment on it later.Good stuff, that, just unfortunate about the cloud of bluebottles you get with each application...

I never knew my legs could get into that position :eek::eek::eek:, still this means I can take over the judging you can make sure the food is suitable and NOT from the recipe book I saw Igor reading earlier (Ching He Huang does Mexican anyone?)

Nargleblast

Don't worry, knitwitch, Igor has been so busy practising limbo that Swedish Chef had to take over the catering.....chicky in de purdy hurdy gurdy, anyone?

jodles16

Hmm maybe I shouldnt have had extra chocolate, not sure how well I will do with the limbo now...

Anyhow, something that free chocolate doesnt effect is my NSD number 6!!

Nargleblast

Ok chaps, all hands to the deck - jodies is stuck under the limbo pole thanks to all that chocolate she had.....Yes, I know a couple of squares of chocolate now and then is ok, but not when they're the size of a paving slab....

jodles16

How did you know how big they were?! Was it Igor... might need a lie down now, you know, sleep off the chocolate drunkeness!

Oh ok, and the embarrassment of having to be craned from under the Limbo pole and the fact I still cant stand up straight...

Nargleblast

Let's have one more go at getting you unstuck then Igor will tuck you up with a nice mug of cocoa (if that doesn't cure your chocolate addiction nothing will).......Right, Hubert, we've tightened the ropes round her so on the count of three pull like hell.....One, two, three...pullllllll!

Oh dear. Oh deary deary dear. Well at least we got you out, jodies, such a shame about your swimming cozzie.....you could always borrow Igor's long johns until we can get a replacement from home....

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

Let's have one more go at getting you unstuck then Igor will tuck you up with a nice mug of cocoa (if that doesn't cure your chocolate addiction nothing will).......Right, Hubert, we've tightened the ropes round her so on the count of three pull like hell.....One, two, three...pullllllll!

Oh dear. Oh deary deary dear. Well at least we got you out, jodies, such a shame about your swimming cozzie.....you could always borrow Igor's long johns until we can get a replacement from home....

Ooops Jodles! Still I knitted some spare cozzies in case!

Samiszel

NSD number 7 for me today

Nargleblast

It's ok Igor, knitwitchhas with lightening speed made a new cozzie for jodies . You can put your long johns back on now.

And once more kerri slithers under the pole with ease....next is Hubert. Ooh, he means business, the stilettos are coming off.....

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

It's ok Igor, knitwitchhas with lightening speed made a new cozzie for jodies . You can put your long johns back on now.

And once more kerri slithers under the pole with ease....next is Hubert. Ooh, he means business, the stilettos are coming off.....

Blimey! I mean Hubert SLEEPS in those stilettos - hmm competition indeed Kerri :rotfl: