The Deliciously Decadent December NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

Hoping for NSD number 4 today, fingers crossed. It is blooming cold back in the Land of Nargle so I ain't goin nowhere...

Meanwhile, back on this lush tropical island where all of us NSD gang are enjoying a month away from the seasonal madness .....it is going to be another scorcher today, that sky is a gorgeous solid blue and there is only the lightest of breezes. I see Kerri is busy practising for the limbo dance contest - all that pole dancing she does has made her double jointed so she is one of the favourites to win....however, knitwitch is a dark house, if you saw how, at last month's Strictly Come Dancing party, she double wrapped her legs and her crutches round her partner in their Argentine tango......then there is BigMumma she may spend her days soaking up the sunshine looking all innocent and respectable in her deckchair, but I happen to know (sshhh, don't tell anyone) that when she's on her own she wears leather miniskirts and thigh high wellies which expose a huge tattoo of......oops,she's coming, look busy......

Nargleblast

Hoping for NSD number 4 today, fingers crossed. It is blooming cold back in the Land of Nargle so I ain't goin nowhere...

Meanwhile, back on this lush tropical island where all of us NSD gang are enjoying a month away from the seasonal madness .....it is going to be another scorcher today, that sky is a gorgeous solid blue and there is only the lightest of breezes. I see Kerri is busy practising for the limbo dance contest - all that pole dancing she does has made her double jointed so she is one of the favourites to win....however, knitwitch is a dark house, if you saw how, at last month's Strictly Come Dancing party, she double wrapped her legs and her crutches round her partner in their Argentine tango......then there is BigMumma she may spend her days soaking up the sunshine looking all innocent and respectable in her deckchair, but I happen to know (sshhh, don't tell anyone) that when she's on her own she wears leather miniskirts and thigh high wellies which expose a huge tattoo of......oops,she's coming, look busy......

Nargleblast

Now why did that post get duplicated????

Then there's marmite, supposedly organising a house move back home.....a likely story! Truth is, she's on the other side of the island getting lessons from her mate Limbo Larry in a bid to win the contest......I know all these things you know, I have my spies.....ok Hubert, go back and see how kerri is doing, might be worth having a punt on her to win.....oh did I not tell you? Igor has opened a betting stall so we can all have a wager on the contest.....

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

He is indeed, knitwitch, and stew and goats cheese dumplings with a
rocket salad and pomegranate jus is not my favourite idea for a meal on a tropical island. I mean, he spent ages this morning looking for a goat to milk. Which is why Hubert is a bit stressy at the moment, he started having flashbacks....

Poor Hubert NOT again! :eek:

jodles16

Nargleblast wrote: »

Igor, grab a prize out of the cupboard for jodies for another fine contribution to the Dictionary of Words for the Festival that shall not be named, Fatmass.
A mega-sized, thirty-eight kilogram Norfolk Bronze turkey which will provide ample servings of Big Day dinner and loads of sandwiches for afters. Once you've plucked it you can use the feathers to stuff a new set of cushions (very MSE!). The innards will feed your cat for a month.

Oh I am very excited and a big fat turkey adds to the power of Fatmass! Could do with some cushions... hubbys Mum is a fine seamstress! Thanks all!

gothrockchic1

After a spendsome weekend, I can finally declare NSD No 4

fedupandskint

NSD 8 today

scotmumof3

NSD #4 for me today. Finally got DH his Santamas pressie so I'm almost done.Thankfully. Going to sit back and watch this lovely tropical sun go down and have a little bet on the limbo contest. Would go for it myself but don't want to show you all up

Knit_Witch

Well after staying in today I am happy to say I am on 7 NSDs and 5 in a row!

Nargleblast

Pina Coladas all round, Swedish Chef, we're ready for the finals of the limbo dance contest. Remaining in the contest are kerri, marmite, BigMumma, jodies, Hubert and Igor. Sorry you had to retire early with your little injury, Knitwitch I am sure Igor will be happy to.rub some of his magic ointment on it later.Good stuff, that, just unfortunate about the cloud of bluebottles you get with each application...