Bad Dog!!!! Naughty things your dog has done.

aileth

@Nikkisun that photo made me laugh out loud and reminded me of a photo I had. This is what happened when we left the downstairs loo open a week after we got our pup:

bluecanoe

For similar ashamed and not so ashamed dogs have a look at:

http://www.dogshaming.com/


It is both hilarious and adorable

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

0161a

A few years ago, someone clipped my car and drove off, I got the car reg and duly reported the matter to the police.


A very disgruntled police officer arrived to take details, My dog lunged forward and buried her nose in the aforementioned officers crutch, sniffing loudly and with her ears pricked up looking very interested.


My dog was a strong Boxer Dog and I desperately tried to pull her back, I ended up straddling her and managed to get hold of her collar. he must have smelt interesting as it took all my strength to pull her back.


To add to my embarrassment I then had to order my youngest son to go to his room as he had collapsed in a fit of giggles.

WolfSong2000

When I was growing up my mother used to work as a dogsitter...sooo many stories from various "guests" - from Jasper (a springer spaniel who I adored) who had a penchant for used underwear and for burying shoes to a spinone who ate through his owners pantry full of chocolate (it was just before christmas and contained enough to kill a dog 3 times over) and survived.

One of our own dogs, Chance (who sadly passed away a few years ago), was a darling...he would steal food off counters, etc, but instead of wolfing it down he would bring it to you and sit in front of you and ask for some. Such an honest boy. haha.

Also not dog related, but a horse I used to have on loan had a major obsession with bicycles...if I was out riding and she saw someone on a bicycle go past she'd get really excited and start trying to chase them...strange mare! haha.

Notsosharp

Indie_Kid wrote: »

Ours sound like angels!

We had one who liked going into the bathroom and if you left clothes there, he'd chew them.

We have one who likes pinching socks too.

My mum had a German Shepherd that was obsessed with socks/knickers/tea towels, my dad spent many an "amusing" morning pulling various socks/knickers/tea towels out of the dog's bum. She also opened the chest freezer and ate a whole frozen turkey (it served 12) and chewed her way through the metal part of an ironing board.

She would also escape and there's many a time Mum would find her outside the local fish and chip shop scrounging or picking her up from the police station (at £50 a stay)

My own collie Ollie chewed his way through the living room door and got a splinter stuck under his tongue which then came out causing him to nearly bleed to death. Fortunately my mum saw it and had to walk him to the vets (she couldn't get a lift) so she ended up walking a blood soaked dog through the centre of town. There's just no way any taxi would have taken him.

He also once (and he only ever did it once) cocked his leg up the the delivery man and peed all over his (the man's shoes). I was mortified but the delivery man was very nice about it (I think he was possibly used to dogs and their behaviour.

Being a collie he would also "nip" when excited and it bloody hurt.

I had to have him PTS four weeks ago, I still miss him a lot.

My little Jack Russell X is not allowed upstairs without supervision otherwise she will pee on the beds

Rev

One night a while back I'm quietly sat watching TV and I realise the dog isn't doing the usual, IE using me as a human mattress and snoring past himself.

So I got up to investigate and find him chewing something in his bed.


I tell him to 'drop' which he doesn't seem to actually do. Unusual I think. So I tell him again 'drop'. At this point he stands up with something bright yellow dangling from his lips.


On closer inspection I realise he can't drop it because it is in fact a tube of super glue which the idiot had chewed and was now firmly stuck to his top lip. The same top lip which was firmly stuck to his bottom lip. Yes, my dog had glued his own lips together.


So panic mode ensues. Rushes to vets. I have no idea what she used but she managed to unstick the dogs gob and remove the glue tube.


Cue whatever they give them to make them throw up and charcoal (I think). The dog was entirely unbothered by the entire affair and thankfully was absolutely fine. Besides feeling sorry for himself because he'd thrown up. I have no idea where or how he got it because I don't remember the last time I bought glue. And it's not like i'd just leave it laying around.


I bet the vet laughed herself stupid when I left. And I don't blame her. He looked a right picture with his lips glues shut.

unholyangel

I was heading round to a friends and just saw his german shepard run from the kitchen to another room with something in her mouth (front door was open). Called out to my friend and told him......he'd been making a sandwich on corned beef, had cut 1 slice and had went to answer the phone in the living room. Wee madam grabbed the huge chunk and left him the 1 slice :rotfl:

My dogs at present haven't really done anything that bad, they occasionally have moment of stubbornness/deafness but it doesnt last more than a few seconds. The worst is probably my staffy who will "huff" at you, then when that doesnt work she stamps her front paws and if that still doesnt work, she'll tell you off (not a growl or bark....sort of dog "talking" for lack of a better word). She does have a thing about "her" ball though. Might look the same as every other ball but she knows the difference. Gets quite upset and comes over to moan at me if one of the other dogs has it!

kayl

My staffie cross managed to jump on to my worksurface and knock the lid off my slow cooker, which had been left on a timer, and scoffed dinner for 3 of us - the most annoying part was that the lid then rested against my tassimo, and as the slow cooker heated up burnt the side of it!