Bad Dog!!!! Naughty things your dog has done.

meritaten

My next dog was a Springer Spaniel named Megan. She was a total glutton - but she did train my kids not to sit on the floor to eat their dinners, as she would think it was for sharing and eat off their plates! you couldn't leave any food around because she would nick it.

She also pulled like a train when out on the lead and the last straw was when I was walking her down the street and she pulled me through a hedge into someones garden because she smelled the BBQ! I was so embarrassed! I went out and bought a Halti the next day - what a godsend that thing was!

Former_MSE_Megan

I'm really loving this thread! I'm a cat lady myself but my mother's dog was known for letting herself upstairs during the day and sleeping on the beds - bit like Goldilocks! She was also really fond of totally destroying any Lavender plants in the garden.

Has anyone seen this story? Great Dane eats 43.5 socks, survives after a ruff visit to the vet I think the Great Dane firmly belongs in this thread! :rotfl:

aileth

My mother in law's old dog used to have a fetish for used plasters (yes, used). If you had wounded yourself, healed and were taking the plaster off, my husband says he and the family had to put them straight in the outside bin, because it would pull apart waste-baskets for them.

dontone

Mine was really naughty yesterday. DH gave him a bath, and pooch went outside for some fresh air (he normally plonks on the drive where the sun hits him if he's damp)
Anyway, DH noticed him messing about under one of the bushes in the garden, and realised he was rolling in something.
Turned out it was cat poop that had been hidden under the bush and our dog noticed it there and proceeded to get the lovely strawberry scent off him, and replace it with eau de doo-doo. Then, because he felt really triumphant because he got his own back for the bath, he went crackers for 10 minutes, running round the garden while DH was trying to catch him.
Only the smell of a knuckle bone got him still enough for him to be caught, and straight back in the bath. It took 2 goes to get it all off him. He was banned from the grass part of the garden for the rest of the day.
Oh yeah, and he pinches trainers and slippers, and clothes brushes, and attachments for the hoover, and potting plants if you are doing things in the garden......
We love him though

rustyboy21

Its funny what comes back in your memories reading threads like this.


Rusty as I have said before was lovely, my big brown baby, but he did have his moments. Not Bad, but a little embarrassing at times.


He had a young lad pinned up against a hedge in the park one day, he sat there and barked quite high. The poor lad was terrified but I soon figured out what he wanted. I said to the lad '' He is after your Mars bar'' The lad gave him a piece and Rusty licked him and left him alone!


You could not walk him behind anyone who was carrying shopping bags. If you did, he would dive at them and get his head in the bag and wreck it until he found something he could eat. He used to eat al the bread thrown for the ducks and geese in the faqrm we walked him in. As you can see, very food orientated! lol


Embarrassing times were on the beach in Anglesey, he would always run up to a family who were on the beach having a picnic and decide to squat down and usually do a very sloppy No 2 in front of them, then dive on them for food. Not easy to clean up after him eating all the seaweed off the beach !


He was a Nutter.

heartbreak_star

Our fuzzy isn't supposed to be on the bed without her cover over it. This morning I had to get up early for work...and when I came back from the bathroom she'd snuggled right into my pillow! I didn't have the heart to move her despite knowing I'll have to hoover my pillow later

HBS x

GBNI

My mum used to leave the deep fat fryer outside to cool down after it was used. One night, it blew over and no-one noticed. My mini schnauzer went out to the toilet and ate ALL the oil from it (luckily it was cold!) came in and promptly projectile vomited on the carpet.

The carpe had to be replaced as the oil couldn't be cleaned out!

Caroline_a

Was once walking my GSD with my friend and her GSD (this was before we both got second dogs). These two were inseparable and we'd given both them and us a really good walk. On the way back to the carpark the area has a lot of ornamental bushes and large conifers that form islands that you can't see around.

Both dogs were walking slowly then suddenly picked up a bit of speed. We were a bit puzzled, especially as we saw them do a pincer movement around one of these 'islands', one one way, and the other the other side. We heard a yell and shot round after them.

A young couple had laid out a blanket and were having a picnic. When we got there one GSD shot past us with a kebab and the other with a chicken leg. The couple were stood up, huddled together with the boy's hand above his head holding a bag of doughnuts....

We backed out apologising profusely... but have laughed about it a lot since!

zaksmum

I remember my old Nan had a dog called Brownie (yeah, he was brown...!) and he raced into the house one day with a string of sausages in his mouth like you see in the cartoons.

The irate butcher was in hot pursuit and hammered on my nan's door to complain.

She informed him that hers was a Catholic household and therefore her dog would never touch meat on a Friday (the church rules at that time forbade eating meat on Fridays)

The butcher stormed off and my nan retrieved the few uneaten sausages from the dog, washed them and served them up for tea!

DavidF

I have many but 1 from the last few weeks walking my step daughter's Jug (Jack Russel Pug cross). He is 4 months old and it seems he likes nothing more than rolling in fox poo. Just last week he was brown from top to bottom after finding a huge soft poo in the field where I walk him....he litterally launched himself into it with such vigor that you would have thought it were a chocolate fountain. Again and again he continued his party piece much to the puzzlement of My own German Shepherd who keeps himself well out of the way of any poo.....Had a lovely walk home that evening too. Very Very BAD DOG.