Who's eating my lunch????

yvonne13_2

I don't know why someone has taken a shine to my lunch at work but it's p*!ing me off.
Since early last week I noticed that my food started going missing and I'm not just talking about some fruit I'm talking about someone going into my tupperware and taking out the meat. At first I thought someone took it by mistake as there's another tupperware box exactly the same as mine.

Salmon missing from my salad
Chicken thigh missing from my salad
Fresh tuna steak missing from my salad
Half of my beef sandwich
1 whole yogurt pot missing a full 450g tub
1 whole tub of Lurpak butter missing (I didn't even get to open the seal)


Some people are just brazen. Going forward I'm going to leave my lunch in the car.

N9eav

Look at this as an opportunity to get back at the thief.


A long time ago my friend was bullied at school. The bully took his choc bar from his lunch box every day.


So one day he coated rabbit droppings in chocolate and put them in a choc raisin bag. The bully took them and ate them.


So he told everyone that the bully ate rabbit poo and it stopped. 30 years later at the school re-union. The same man asked him whether the rabbit poo story was really true! Smiling he said it was.


May I suggest that you make up a lunch of undesirable food for the thief? Don't poison them as that is criminal, but something unpleasant perhaps?

Saint_Chris

when my mate found out her husband was cheating, she made him loads of food using dog food.............looks so much like stewed steak.


Make a salad and in the middle put a nice tin of chicken dog food, the best one not the cheap one.......that'll soon teach them.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of3b4ZzJJuk


lol

jenand8285

I am thinking something with laxatives!! Hehe

ciderwithrosie_2

Could you just have it in a cool bag with an ice block in the bottom and keep it next to your desk with your handbag or in a locker? Does it have to go in a communal fridge?

Georgiegirl256

ciderwithrosie wrote: »

Could you just have it in a cool bag with an ice block in the bottom and keep it next to your desk with your handbag or in a locker? Does it have to go in a communal fridge?

This ^^^^

I certainly wouldn't be keeping it in my car, especially on hot days.

I would however be tempted to have a little bit of fun at the thiefs expense!

Put something disgusting in sandwiches/lunchbox, breeze into the office saying "anyone any idea who's stolen my "insert horrible food here" sandwiches? Then watch the culprit turn green!

bagpussbear

We have this problem at work too, some people are very brazen, or very hungry, lol!

I just keep my lunch in my bag to be honest, our office tends to be on the cool side anyway so nothing ever goes off.

I like Jenand8285's suggestion of putting laxatives in the lunch though!

Carl31

jenand8285 wrote: »

I am thinking something with laxatives!! Hehe

I read a story about a lady that made brownies laced with laxatives as her child had a problem similar to the OP

As mean as it sounds, I have been waiting for the day that I have the opportunity to do something similar

Not that I would ever want my kids bullied, but if this happens, you know whats coming

growler834

We had a boss who would steal our sweets from our desk. We bought some sweets from the joke shop & he came in the office with a bright blue mouth! Maybe you could find something similar to add to your lunch that would name, shame & stop the thief doing it again!

N9eav

I like the quality chunky cat food in the pasta salad...

suejb2

Apparently the Ghost Chilli is the hottest one,mingle some into a pasta salad or sandwich.