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nerfdad

Nannylala wrote: »

Don't drink Wine Nerfy and the Brandy is purely medicinal:rotfl::rotfl:

I'm sure it is nanny;):cool::rotfl:

rhosynbach

good morning elite hope everyone is well, sunny here and we have to get back to tackling the fallen trees,

just really wanted to say flo you can tell by the support if something was said it was quickly deleted as the majority of us never saw it. and just because one person has a negative view the rest of us dont and we apreciate all you contribute not just the glitches but just being here and being yourself xx

Sunshinemummy

Morning

THE SHOEBOX
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.
'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

A Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death,
Because I don't have the freaking time to crochet

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Nannylala

nerfdad wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



I'm always nice:o
It looks like the thread is going to get stupid today with stuff from other places being placed on here so I'm off and all I will say is
"mind the trolls" and go back to Facebook land:eek::eek::eek:

You and me both nerfy enjoy your day :)

nerfdad

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Morning

THE SHOEBOX
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.
'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

A Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death,
Because I don't have the freaking time to crochet

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Mrsnerf has no money or dolls because I'm the best husband ever

MKS

Snap-ant wrote: »

Rant & pity me alert

Unfortunately I have discovered, due to 'someone' downloading a trillion films onto their 3 Galaxy tabs we have exceeded our 40GB Broadband usage by another 48GB :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
& counting as yesterday has still to go on.

At £5.30 + VAT for every 5GB over the 40GB :(:(

So I'm on very limited internet so if I'm not about please can QUIZ be posted?

Until 1st March I must treat internet as an emergency not a leave on all day

:(:(:(:(

so so very cheesed off - apologies

Guess fourp is in the doghouse.:eek:

EMMAP

Floflo mate- at the end of the day if this thread is making you uncomfortable or unhappy then do whatever is best for you. You know that a lot of us would be sad to see you go. Personally I wouldn't care if you never posted another deal ever again. Your posts about school make me giggle and when it's fun here ISN'T IT FUN. I sometimes laugh out loud at my computer.

Morning all. Sky is bluuuuuuue. PD and I are taking a bunch of tea, biscuits, chocs and sweets to the local foodbank/community centre later. Really looking forward to it as the bags have been cluttering up the living room :rotfl:

Plus y'know, people get treats obviously

MKS

lutzi1 wrote: »

Morning honeybunnies!

Thanks, lutzi1. I haven't been called a honeybunny for yonks.

PetuliaGristle

nerfdad wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



I'm always nice:o
It looks like the thread is going to get stupid today with stuff from other places being placed on here so I'm off and all I will say is
"mind the trolls" and go back to Facebook land:eek::eek::eek:

rhosynbach wrote: »

good morning elite hope everyone is well, sunny here and we have to get back to tackling the fallen trees,

just really wanted to say flo you can tell by the support if something was said it was quickly deleted as the majority of us never saw it. and just because one person has a negative view the rest of us dont and we apreciate all you contribute not just the glitches but just being here and being yourself xx

Agreed, it appears I may be clicking on report and ignore a lot today.

Sorry you're upset Flo, I didn't see anything though it could've been one of the posters I have on ignore.

locarr

nerfdad wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



I'm always nice:o
It looks like the thread is going to get stupid today with stuff from other places being placed on here so I'm off and all I will say is
"mind the trolls" and go back to Facebook land:eek::eek::eek:

Agreed, I do wish they would keep their quarrells over there too!:cool: