The ELITE- home of big birds, burgers and beautiful people!

altojack

Coffee pot on, eggs collected from the farm, to go back to page 397 and a quick catch up

Sunshinemummy

altojack wrote: »

Floflo, I've just signed in and caught up to see this. I know I go mia often but have been online and reading for the past few days.

I haven't seen anything written bad about you, apart from SFSB quip re cup size.

Please can you go back and clarify with whoever told you this, as it seems to me some muppet is stirring things.

Please don't go as you are loved here and your posts are appreciated very much
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I missed this one, Floflo have you got big boobies... and no matter what the result is, do not fall for a call to proof it! :D:D:D:D

Enterprise_1701C

Just got a free sample of Omni from Bulgari. Have to say it is one of the better free perfume samples, in a miniature of the original bottle and 5 ml

scottishshortie

aau1 wrote: »

So what's everyone putting in their baked potatoes today?

I'll be boring and go for beans

Melted cheese with homemade coleslaw

Smart1e

pawlala wrote: »

Early Saturday morning trouting experience

Queue "Price Prompt" at A. SS till.

Trout: What was the last item you scanned in?
Me: SP Mash.
Trout:No it wasn't that.
Me: Deodorant?
Trout:No it wasn't that?
Me: That voucher for £11 then.
Trout: That's it. Oh my. I will have to query this receipt.
Me: Why?
Trout:You spent £3 and got £13 off it on your previous shop.
Me: No I spent £16 and got £13 off it. I paid £3 in cash. That's the Asda Price Guarantee.
Trout: I will need to keep this receipt because its so high.
Me: No you can copy it, I am retaining the receipt in case I need to bring owt back.
Trout: Oh there you are. Don't worry.
Me: Have a nice day. (Mumble: see you in 3 hours).

:T:T:T:T:T :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Anon

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Morning all


Anon Have you tried ACE - I use it on most things and it is really good - worth a try. hth

ACE?

Many thanks

Anon

Sunshinemummy

Help needed

Can anyone give me my mojo back...I need to shower, get dressed and DO something but my battery is flat!

Iamsohappy

Anon wrote: »

ACE?

Many thanks

Anon

No idea how to do pictures but hopefully this link will work. It is Ace gentle stain remover
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=252699380
hth

EMMAP

Glad I didn't hold out for RSH before booking next week's train tickets. Still nothing for me.

Anyone who uses the train line to book tickets, they sent out a £10 off voucher last week so check your inboxes/spam to see if you got one.

i_been_robbed

Google morning

Burgers are still working,