Relative jangling 'wedding tackle' in public.

Georgiegirl256

aileth wrote: »

Like this? I thought all blokes, especially chavvier types, did this. I always thought they were just checking their bits were still intact, "Yep, still there."

Exactly, just look at Dappy in the Big Brother house, he's always touching himself and shoving his hands down his pants! :rotfl:

RuthnJasper

aileth wrote: »

Like this? I thought all blokes, especially chavvier types, did this. I always thought they were just checking their bits were still intact, "Yep, still there."

Cheers for the assistance with my diet Aileth; that's my appetite completely gone for the night! :beer:

AcidHouse

Haha, a lyric springs to mind...
'I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself'
:rotfl:
Maybe the OP could ask him if he's ever listened to the Divinyls

aileth wrote: »

Like this? I thought all blokes, especially chavvier types, did this. I always thought they were just checking their bits were still intact, "Yep, still there."

Torry_Quine

It's a disgusting habit and if he must do it then certainly not in front of others.

PasturesNew

Just keep a straight face and say in a loud but matter of fact voice "You should see the Doctor about your crabs".... then, as if you didn't say anything, carry on with whatever other conversations are going on.

fannyadams

flutterby_lil wrote: »

I walked past a bunch of 15 - 18 year olds at a guess the other day, and they all had their hand down their pants whilst walking, not just down their pants but their grundies too!!!

I usually say "It'll fall off and then you'll be a girl" as I pass them

FatVonD

I don't understand the need for euphemisms, just ask him to stop rearranging his genitals in your presence.

thorsoak

FatVonD wrote: »

I don't understand the need for euphemisms, just ask him to stop rearranging his genitals in your presence.

And then just ignore it - that's good manners! Tell your children that whatever Uncle Manky is doing is "not nice - and not done in company". No need to make comments which drag you down to gentialia area!

Hard_Up_Hester

I'm married to an inveterate willy fiddler, but he is aware & doesn't do it in public or in company. He knows it doesn't bother me so he doesn't feel the need to limit his fiddling. It's just a habit, maybe a comfort thing, I work in a school & we have one student who does all his exams with one hand cupping his willy, it's the only way he can cope so we just let him get on with it.
Hester

dandelionclock30

Regarding the student really?, he wont be able to do that at work or college he will be finished. I'm surprised a school doesnt try to work with him and his parents to get him to stop it.
My friend used to be a teaching assistant and they got the parents up to school and all sorts when one of the girls kept playing with herself in the class.