Elite christmas special

bubbs

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.
' He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.':rotfl::rotfl:

princessmelody2009

'Do you just not say much or you just don't like me?' :rotfl: :rotfl:

bubbs

purpledonkey wrote: »

:j my step niece gave birth this evening, Poppy weighs 7lb 6oz and was born 3 hours shy of her father's birthday. Going to see them all next week

Congratulations, hope both are well:T:T

princessmelody2009

FloFlo wrote: »

Can anyone see what this could be I can't find it?
3 x Air Wick Electric Plug-In Refill Purple Lavender M...£15.00N/A

No idea £15 :eek: Nothing on mys for me :think:

aau1

bubbs, your sig is making me smile. . Can you guess which part?

scottishshortie

princessmelody2009 wrote: »

'Do you just not say much or you just don't like me?' :rotfl: :rotfl:

He looks as though he's wonder what he's let himself in for:rotfl:

vanilla_twist

never_too_old wrote: »

small chest of drawers was there, he borrowed one of my dehumidfiers about 2 /3 months ago and has it on continuously but its sucking loads of moisture out but the problem is still there:(

I had this in an old house put was put right by repointing the outside of house.
Dd gets this in her house which is about 20 years old and nothing can be done. If I sleep over in dgds room the water is running down walls in the morning.
Dd mops water off windows every morning and keeps well ventilated as well.
Dds bathroom is so bad the water pours off toilet system in winter so always puddles on bathroom floor which I have blamed cats for several times.
From the pattern on wall could be the property needs repointing as shows a brick shape.
V x

bubbs

aau1 wrote: »

bubbs, your sig is making me smile. . Can you guess which part?

Yes to remember to cancel, i have a head like a sieve so thought seeing it everyday i might remember :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Dizzy_Ditzy

never_too_old wrote: »

I have posted this on DIY thread but knowing how clever you all are wanted to ask your advice as well.This is in my DS flat, groundfloor.external wall.Any ideas why its so bad?

I've got the same problem as the bottom there in every room on the outside wall of my house. I don't really have any suggestions for you, I just use jeyes fluid on it every now and again. The landlord has to take responsibility for that, your poor gd :mad:

buyitall wrote: »

Not many people believed the story about how I broke my rib on a bed post :rotfl::rotfl:

Nor me about breaking mine pole dancing :rotfl:

Tell us your story then

tbw wrote: »

Quite a few of us on here have had good resuls with 5:2 (or sometimes 3:6!). I managed to get down from around 1 stone to 9st8lbs over about 2 - 3 months and am managing to keep it around that + or - a couple of pounds even allowing for holidays and Christmas by doing a fast day every 3/4 days. It does work and its fairly painless.

Another 5:2 convert here

Tbw you've done fantastically well :T



Back from weston. It was pretty cool to see the waves crashing over the sea wall, I've got some pics which I'll post tomorrow

EMMAP

purpledonkey wrote: »

:j my step niece gave birth this evening, Poppy weighs 7lb 6oz and was born 3 hours shy of her father's birthday. Going to see them all next week

:j:j:j

Yay!