Buttergate.....An internal email.

arbroath_lass

SueC wrote: »

A five star jobby,

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Please tell me I'm not the only one to laugh at this :T

The loos for our office are more private than others in the building. We too have a phantom poo-er. Actually we seem to have quite a few sneak round

SueC_2

arbroath_lass wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Please tell me I'm not the only one to laugh at this :T

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Oh god, that's brilliant! I'm funny even when I'm not trying.

I have had a completely rubbish day, and that's SO cheered me up. Thank you for pointing it out!

clairus

tejsmith wrote: »

I had a one that made me chuckle - 'Can people please have some common sense when submitting expenses to the client. See attached.'

Attached was a lengthy receipt from Hooters. Ha.

I received this email too (unless this is a common occurrence)-I was on secondment from the client so it was even more amusing for me!

*max*

arbroath_lass wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Please tell me I'm not the only one to laugh at this :T

I don't get it....:o

Homeagain

hazyjo wrote: »

My sis works in a bank. Someone used to smear their bogeys all over the mirror. Nice! Sis got the job of typing up the email to go to all...

'Would people please refrain from smearing their nose-pickings over the mirror in the ladies' toilets'.

Ewwwww.

I also left a stroppy note in the fridge when someone nicked one of my yoghurts.

And we've had a 'smeared toilet' email too. I've worked out exactly who it is (one of the lawyers). Skanky. Can't look at her in the same light.

Jx

Why would someone do that (sick)!

olibrofiz

We had a bit of a 'milk-gate' when the person that wasn't responsible went into melt down and we all got [EMAIL="boll@cked"]boll@cked[/EMAIL] for a note on the fridge - but TF never come across a poo-smearer, that's just sooooo gross!

*max*

EmmaBridgewater wrote: »

Jobby is Scottish slang for poo.

Aaaaaaah! Thank you! :rotfl:

bagby

hazyjo wrote: »

My sis works in a bank. Someone used to smear their bogeys all over the mirror. Nice! Sis got the job of typing up the email to go to all...

'Would people please refrain from smearing their nose-pickings over the mirror in the ladies' toilets'.

Ewwwww.

I also left a stroppy note in the fridge when someone nicked one of my yoghurts.

And we've had a 'smeared toilet' email too. I've worked out exactly who it is (one of the lawyers). Skanky. Can't look at her in the same light.

Jx

I worked with a girl who put bogeys on the toilet wall - it made my stomach turn. I mentioned it in the office and she went in and kicked them off the wall but she didn't know I knew it was her. I did get on quite well with her otherwise but why would she do that, disgusting. Under her desk was also very disgusting.

gunsandbanjos

My mum used to work in property and FM for a very large, well known company and some of the stories she told me were mental!

People peeing in kettles, stuffing dead rabbits down toilets, dead foxes in bins. There were so many more but I can't remember them right now, people are really, really manky some times!

SueC_2

If you are a phantom bin-pooer, poo-smearer, or bogey-spreader, please, I beseech you - set up a new user name and explain why you do it.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaazzzzzzz......