Buttergate.....An internal email.

sedment

I used to work in a nightclub, and it was fairly common to find poo in the sanitary bins at the end of the night. Also bogeys on walls,mirrors and doors. Also writing on walls with makeup and lipstick, which you would assume they would then take home and use?? And knickers and tights get left. But we found a vibrator once as well, dont know how that got past the bag search at the start of the night!!!

Davesnave

sedment wrote: »

And knickers and tights get left. But we found a vibrator once as well, dont know how that got past the bag search at the start of the night!!!

Perhaps it wasn't, er, in the bag at that time? :eek:

newcook

Im still trying to figure out why anyone would chose to smear cack on walls etc - maybe its some caveman/woman instict thing to keep folk away from your territory?!!!

we dont have smearers (thank god!) but we do have women who must be really proud of the smell of their 'jobs' as despite air fresheners (press button and it sprays) being in each toilet they seem to choose not to use it!

carefullycautious

SueC wrote: »

Many many moons ago I worked in a hotel. A five star jobby, not a grimy backstreeter. All the rooms had fully functioning ensuite bathrooms.

Regularly, and I mean several times a week, the bedroom rubbish bins would be found to contain a human poo. Generally speaking the room had been occupied by a lone businessman (typically these were fairly senior management types).

I have now spent approximately 25 years wondering why. Please, can anyone enlighten me, so I can spend the next 25 years wondering about something else...?

I would hazard a guess that he had either been out and had too much to drink and then woken wanting to go and became disorientated so dumped in the first round receptacle he could find.

trolleyrun

Once I'd read about all the weird poop stuff, I thought of this clip:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_9sAUNhGPk0

pingufan

shjo558 wrote: »

Just thinking back to the OP and the butter reminds me of when I used keep a tup of lurpak in the fridge at work.

Folk were forever pinching it so I left a post it note stuck inside the lid with an advisory note that I lick my knife before dipping it in the butter.........

Our teams milk is forever disappearing too but unfortunately we can't come up with any safe way of sabotaging it so as not to end up getting 10 years as folks can have alergies to the strangest of things........(any ideas welcome :shhh:)

Reminds me of the story I once heard about a student house where someone kept using the butter. They decided it would be a good idea to remove all the butter from the tub, carefully melt it down, poo in the tub, cover with the melted butter and leave to re-set in the fridge.....

You can imagine the feeling as you scraped down so far...:eek:

delain

pingufan wrote: »

Reminds me of the story I once heard about a student house where someone kept using the butter. They decided it would be a good idea to remove all the butter from the tub, carefully melt it down, poo in the tub, cover with the melted butter and leave to re-set in the fridge.....

You can imagine the feeling as you scraped down so far...:eek:

_pale__pale__pale_

Poo smearing is a classic autistic behaviour. Twin1 (mild ASD) does it all the time, much to my disgust I have to clean poo off the sink, bin and wall on a regular basis!

thorsoak

It would seem that this thread has opened up the fact that Austistic and Aspergers' sufferers/nominated people are in the "Real World" far more than would originally seem! Well done on those Austistic and Aspie people who are claiming their well-earned places in the workplace!

On the other hand ...it also shows that despite the ages, male children are always so proud of their poo!!

If only I had a pound for every time one of my sons as come out of the loo saying proudly ...."no-one can enter for at least an hour"......:eek::eek::eek:

The_Magnificent_Spoon

I've not received any strange emails, but the other day I did send an email out to the company distribution list asking somebody to own up for leaving knife marks and crumbs in my butter...! I can't believe they had the cheek to not only steal my butter, but leave crumbs in it AS WELL!

redpete

Some time ago an email was sent round asking for regular users of a light aircraft shuttle flight for their weight - apparently to make it easier to balance the aircraft. This was strange enough but made worse when I 'replied all' with my answer.