Buttergate.....An internal email.

sulkisu

We had one which said - To the person or persons who once again have decided to help themselves to my orange juice, I hope that you enjoyed it. PS - I spat in it.

justanopinion

I've never worked out how to quote so sorry. Yes, we had normal sanitary bins but someone obviously divided they didn't want to use those. They would drop all used items in the open bin in each cubicle.

SueC_2

Rockporkchop wrote: »

This was sent round my cousin's office last month:

Dear colleagues

It is with regret and a fair slice of incredulity that I find I have to send this email this morning.

You will notice that from today all free standing bins will have been removed from the toilets in the building.

On two occasions towards the end of last week, the cleaning team were faced with the fact that someone had defecated in them.

I don't think I need to say anything else.

Regards.
.............


Nowt as queer as folk!!

Many many moons ago I worked in a hotel. A five star jobby, not a grimy backstreeter. All the rooms had fully functioning ensuite bathrooms.

Regularly, and I mean several times a week, the bedroom rubbish bins would be found to contain a human poo. Generally speaking the room had been occupied by a lone businessman (typically these were fairly senior management types).

I have now spent approximately 25 years wondering why. Please, can anyone enlighten me, so I can spend the next 25 years wondering about something else...?

aileth

SueC wrote: »

Many many moons ago I worked in a hotel. A five star jobby, not a grimy backstreeter. All the rooms had fully functioning ensuite bathrooms.

Regularly, and I mean several times a week, the bedroom rubbish bins would be found to contain a human poo. Generally speaking the room had been occupied by a lone businessman (typically these were fairly senior management types).

I have now spent approximately 25 years wondering why. Please, can anyone enlighten me, so I can spend the next 25 years wondering about something else...?

Maybe it wasn't the businessman, but the cheap hooker they brought to the room while away from the wife?:rotfl:

davenport151

Wow on the poo stories!

On another note the most nonsensical email came to my colleague from our new boss a few years ago. He came down from his office to tell her he has sent her an email!

marmitepotato

I once worked in an office where we had couriers and drivers dropping stuff off every day. They occasionally needed the loo and they only had the choice of the disabled loo as it was on the ground floor and they were not allowed upstairs.

On two occasions we had complaints from the sanitary company who came to empty the ladies bins, that someone had done a poo in the sanitary bin!! Why why why would you chose to take the top off the bin and have an uncomfortable poo on old tampaxes and the like. Rather than using the clean, comfy and spacious disabled loo???

In the end we stopped letting visitors use our loo. The phantom ladies bin pooer never darkened our loo again!

aileth

I wonder if it's some sort of weird fetish perhaps? Like couples who like having sex in public, people who like pooing in public bins...

thehappybutterfly

Bizarre poo stories! Thankfully we dont have that problem.

I work in scientific research and one of the scuentists, before he learned our email policy, sent an email to all staff asking for some chemical to help him with his 'hairy root' experiment. God bless that man and his hairy root!

by all staff i mean 600+, half of whom arent scientists!

Basil74

Don't know how to post links but if you google the website 27b/6 there is an article 'one girl twelve cups'... very funny!

de_g.

In the toilet cubicles at work, our building operators have put up passive-aggressive messages asking people to leave the cubicle until the pan in clear. Unfortunately, if people were actually to follow that advice, the first people to enter would be there all day, as the toilet flushes are woefully inadequate and short of shoving hands down there's no obvious way of clearing a blockage.