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building_with_lego

Back to the passive-aggressive note topic; I just saw this on FunSubstance and though of you all



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coolcait

building_with_lego wrote: »

Back to the passive-aggressive note topic; I just saw this on FunSubstance and though of you all



:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

So, everyone else in the office re-enacts Spartacus - taking turns to cry "I ate the brownies!" "No, I ate the brownies" - and gets a second chance.

The passive-aggressive note writer gets the sack for admitting, in writing, that she either buys or grows marijuana. And that she has fed it to her colleagues without their knowledge.

It's so ridiculous, that it cries out to be true. :rotfl:

Alpha58

Many many years ago (early 80s) I was in the Army and did a tour in the Falklands - at that time, before the garrison was built, we lived on huge floating accommodation barges, essentially thousands of shipping containers welded together, known as "coastels" - I lived on one mostly used by RAF.

I vividly remember a big stink (pun intended) caused by the discovery, in a toilet cubicle, of a user having written "this place is !!!!!!" on the wall in very large letters. And yes, he had used that same substance to write with.

They never caught the culprit. And no, it wasn't me!

DS4215

In my previous company, the CEO declared one day to be "Email free day", where staff would use other methods to communicate. Guess who logged the high-priority helpdesk ticket that his email wasn't working at around 11am that day...

JimmyTheWig

coolcait wrote: »

The passive-aggressive note writer gets the sack for admitting, in writing, that she either buys or grows marijuana. And that she has fed it to her colleagues without their knowledge.

And reported to social services for allowing her 9 year old daughter to bake with it...

JimmyTheWig

DS4215 wrote: »

In my previous company, the CEO declared one day to be "Email free day", where staff would use other methods to communicate. Guess who logged the high-priority helpdesk ticket that his email wasn't working at around 11am that day...

And how did you send that helpdesk ticket? Please tell us it was by email...

scheming_gypsy

DS4215 wrote: »

In my previous company, the CEO declared one day to be "Email free day", where staff would use other methods to communicate. Guess who logged the high-priority helpdesk ticket that his email wasn't working at around 11am that day...

we've got one in our queue that somebody's laptop won't boot up... one of my colleagues has emailed them twice asking to call the service desk...........................................

Eiteews

Hope this works - This must win the passive aggressive notice award - somebody cracked in our office today...

aileth

If all of those were put up by one person, that is hilarious and incredibly neurotic.

adouglasmhor

I do like the "Keep Calm and Clean the Kitchen" one.