Buttergate.....An internal email.

Toto

Shelldean wrote: »

Snap, very similar just this week, a friend posted on Fb also complete with pictures. A photo of the bike aisle where someone had done their business right in middle of aisle, but NOT bothered to kick under shelving!!! Btw this was day shift too.

I'm not sure which question to ask first, but,

Who would do this?
Why?
and how do you poo in the middle of a supermarket aisle without someone noticing?
And this has happened more than once in more than one supermarket.
Wow, that is all.

building_with_lego

I remember reading in Blood, Sweat and Tea that alcoholics fairly often defaecate in inappropriate places and can have a portion roll down a trouserleg. ( _pale_ )

Perhaps this could be an explanation.

John_Pierpoint

My favourite story is the office block built with trendy (then) brown glass in the 1970s, It came all the way down the side of the building to the point where it met the pavement.
From outside it looked like a brown tinted mirror.
From inside, where the wage slaves worked, it looked like a smoky two way mirror.

If someone, who was well on their way to being "one over the eight", felt a call of nature, they could even adjust their hairstyle in the glass reflection at the same time.

It took a mistaken, possibly drunken, mad motorist to ram raid it, for "management" to agree that the design was not acceptable.

Perelandra

A few months back, someone clearly had an "explosion" in one of the cubicles. I entered the room and quickly left as it was everywhere. Very, very nasty.

I was extremely impressed by the cleaner lady who showed up at the regular time to clean the room, and got everything shiny again without any complaint whatsoever.

She got a big bunch of flowers for that! (hopefully they helped take the smell away...)

consultant31

Toto wrote: »

I'm not sure which question to ask first, but,

Who would do this?
Why?
and how do you poo in the middle of a supermarket aisle without someone noticing?
And this has happened more than once in more than one supermarket.
Wow, that is all.

Perhaps someone took a dog in the shop (guide dog maybe) who felt the call of nature

Noctu

This thread has made me howl with laughter! Had to stifle laughter in the office :-D
I've only been at my workplace a month so I'm waiting to find out about the various -gates !

Raksha

consultant31 wrote: »

Perhaps someone took a dog in the shop (guide dog maybe) who felt the call of nature

But the 2 species produce very different smelling poos. Beside guide dogs are trained not to go when working.

petrol-head

moving away from the poo, I used to work in a massive call centre. one of the employees got called in for a disciplinary where he was sure he was going to be sacked so prior to going in he wrote a global email saying how much he hated work, most of the staff, all of the management and set it to send an hour later. anyway he got called in to the meeting, actually didn't get sacked but forgot the email......
he got sacked that afternoon lol

mumcoll

On the subject of other people using your 'stuff'. When I was about 20 I lived with a friend's family and had my own soap - one type for face and another type for the rest of me, both in their own closed containers. One day I found a curly hair in my 'rest of me' soap. It was bad enough that someone had used my soap but I then thought about how many other times had my face soap been used and just hadn't had any hairs left in it. :eek:

Lieja

I used to work in a supermarket on the checkouts, and I remember one day an oldish man was waiting in the queue, and suddenly started shaking his leg. (I'm sure you can see where this is going). Nobody noticed straight away as he was the only person waiting other than the lady I was serving, who took her stuff and left oblivious. I served the man, who appeared perfectly normal, and after he left I noticed the smell. Disgusted doesn't even cover it!