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  • southernscouser
    southernscouser Posts: 33,745 Forumite
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    MRSMCAWBER wrote: »
    No you wont poison anyone..
    the next time you tackle a pepper, try this - get a small sharp knife and puncture the top right up close to the green bit and cut around the green bit with the stalk on, when you have gone all the way round hold the pepper in one hand and the stalk in the other and twist and you will find most of the seeds will come out attatched to the stalk...then just turn the pepper upside down over the bin and tap the bottom and the rest should fall out..then when you cut it open you just need to trim the white membrane bit off :T

    Oh come on, I'm gonna need all my fingers for future use! :rotfl:

    I'll give it a go, but if I chop something off I'm posting it to you! :p
  • Queenie
    Queenie Posts: 8,793 Forumite
    Oh no! :o
    What did I do wrong? :confused:
    Wrong? Nothing *reeeeealllly* .. it's just ... well ....
    beef gravy granuel things!
    *insert vomit smilie* :rotfl:
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  • southernscouser
    southernscouser Posts: 33,745 Forumite
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    Queenie wrote: »
    Wrong? Nothing *reeeeealllly* .. it's just ... well ....
    *insert vomit smilie* :rotfl:

    :rotfl:

    I thought it gave it more flavour? :confused:

    The only reason I do it was coz my ex used to! :rotfl:
  • southernscouser
    southernscouser Posts: 33,745 Forumite
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    Queenie wrote: »
    Wrong? Nothing *reeeeealllly* .. it's just ... well ....
    *insert vomit smilie* :rotfl:

    I better not admit to using a jar of Dolmio then rather than making my own! :silenced:
  • Queenie
    Queenie Posts: 8,793 Forumite
    :rotfl:

    I thought it gave it more flavour? :confused:

    The only reason I do it was coz my ex used to! :rotfl:
    :think: .. and you still do everything your ex used to do? :whistle: ;) :rotfl:

    Dolmio is a forgiveable substitute for homemade ;) As you're a fella .. and a scouser ... we'll forgive you all three :D:D:D
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  • teedy23
    teedy23 Posts: 2,090 Forumite
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    Why would anyone laugh? You have delved into the unknown and came out again triumphant (can you hear the trumphs phanting?) You,ve done good
    :T:jDabbler in all things moneysaving.Master of none:o

    Well except mastered my mortgage 5 yrs early :T:j
    Street finds for 2018 £26:49.
  • southernscouser
    southernscouser Posts: 33,745 Forumite
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    Queenie wrote: »
    :think: .. and you still do everything your ex used to do? :whistle: ;) :rotfl:

    Dolmio is a forgiveable substitute for homemade ;) As you're a fella .. and a scouser ... we'll forgive you all three :D:D:D

    I still wear thongs if thats what you mean? ;):p
  • southernscouser
    southernscouser Posts: 33,745 Forumite
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    teedy23 wrote: »
    Why would anyone laugh? You have delved into the unknown and came out again triumphant (can you hear the trumphs phanting?) You,ve done good

    Because I'm 26 years old and it's quite embarassing that I can't look after myself yet? :confused:

    :p :rotfl:
  • aurora_borealis_2
    aurora_borealis_2 Posts: 13,477 Forumite
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


    Love it :D

    ... shall I get an index ready?
    Men have to take photos of their cooking.:T :T :T :T
    de do-do-do, de dar-dar-dar ;)
  • Queenie
    Queenie Posts: 8,793 Forumite
    Because I'm 26 years old and it's quite embarassing that I can't look after myself yet? :confused:

    :p :rotfl:
    Trust me, there are people older than you who struggle ;) It's not embarassing when you are keen to ask and learn :T
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