Nice People Thread Part 9 - and so it continues

HAMISH_MCTAVISH

PasturesNew wrote: »

I'd have expected you to have already vacuumed.

In that case, as above, but put on some gardening gloves first.

I kind of assumed you'd be applying adult common sense to my destructions.

PasturesNew wrote: »

You can't go blaming me because you're a ham-fsted butter fingers, so eager to get w4nkered that he acts like teenager left home alone for the first time!

Pastures.....

I'm a male.

And Scottish.

We really have to talk about your expectation levels here....

PasturesNew

Well, I'd have thought that any 'normal' person would have first cleared away all the broken glass/debris, put all the glass into thick newspaper .... and vacuumed round/looked for stray bits and pieces...... and mopped up pools of liquid .... BEFORE posting on the soddin' Internet

PasturesNew

mmmm - just had 2 Weetabix for tea
(well, Lidl's version).

HAMISH_MCTAVISH

PasturesNew wrote: »

Well, I'd have thought that any 'normal' person would have first cleared away all the broken glass/debris, put all the glass into thick newspaper .... and vacuumed round/looked for stray bits and pieces...... and mopped up pools of liquid .... BEFORE posting on the soddin' Internet

Nope.......

Drop bottle, swear loudly, pick up large bits of broken bottle and table, grab towels, throw over remaining mess, go and have a moan on the internet.

Followed by pick up towels, dustbuster remaining smaller bits of glass, get the hoover out for the rest.

Pretty much in that order.

Although have now also ordered a pizza and found a few bottles of beer to stick in the fridge.

So I've not been completely useless.:)

PasturesNew

HAMISH_MCTAVISH wrote: »

So I've not been completely useless.:)

Not sure where you got your measuring device from, but it sounds faulty to me

PasturesNew

Anyway ..... jollity over.

I'm sorry you had such a !!!!!! start to your night and that your home's not how it started.

Hope you enjoy that pizza and beers.

lostinrates

Mmmmmmmm. Electric blankets.....

DH says my indecent haste to run up to bed is even funnier than usual as its just for the electric blanket.....

michaels

lostinrates wrote: »

Mmmmmmmm. Electric blankets.....

DH says my indecent haste to run up to bed is even funnier than usual as its just for the electric blanket.....

I see, no need for a stairlift, merely the right motivation

Spirit_2

SingleSue wrote: »

Had middle son's parents' consultation on Thursday, he is doing extremely well and at this early stage, is predicted and working at 4 A's. He still doesn't understand why he has to do four whilst others are doing 3 despite being told it is because he is one of the brighter ones...he just sees it as being unfair.

He is also now doing some singing (he started his musical life as a singer rather than a drummer), he did a duet on Thursday, covering the Glee version of Smooth Criminal...NOT what people would expect him to sing bearing in mind he is into bands like Stone Sour, Metallica, Slipknot and Avenged Sevenfold! In doing the duet, he surprised the pants off his music teachers, they didn't realise he could sing!

I love your boys Sue, they just do so well, frequently preceded by a catalogue of possible issues.

Spirit_2

lostinrates wrote: »

pastures new

Not new, not pristine, clearly.

But still folded on original lines.

Yell if you want one or both.

LiR ,what are you offering ?

They look like wrapped, slim ,sanitary pads to me