I need a loan of £5,000

DCFC79

So now its revealed that a female is involved, did wonder if that was going to be the case. Good luck getting the money form the family member OP.

Idiophreak

Mansard wrote: »

This woman is in fact my girlfriend of 5 months.

Would I be right in assuming your girlfriend is actually a Nigerian princess?

CharlieRabbit01

What are you talking about? I'm not a waster. I have been relatively successfully self-employed for over 5 years. My outgoings have been small because, well, there was just me. I don't drink alcohol. I don't smoke. I'm the healthiest person you'll never meet. I live at home because it's easier for me and up until this point I've had no reason to change that.

If you had been successfully self employed for 5 years, living at home with low rent or even none at all and small out goings why dont you have any savings?

Peelerfart

Idiophreak wrote: »

Would I be right in assuming your girlfriend is actually a Nigerian princess?

And he needs the money to finally meet her?

I think the OP is long gone now,leaving us with all these theories

Idiophreak

Mansard wrote: »

Yes. Clothes mainly. But that was simply because I did not ever envisage not being able to pay it back.

CharlieRabbit01 wrote: »

If you had been successfully self employed for 5 years, living at home with low rent or even none at all and small out goings why dont you have any savings?

I suspect Mansard never envisaged not having money coming in, so couldn't foresee any need for savings....

CharlieRabbit01

Idiophreak wrote: »

I suspect Mansard never envisaged not having money coming in, so couldn't foresee any need for savings....

We all make mistakes, but I do not understand how he can have what I assume was a good income low out goings and get himself stuck in this situation.

I'm no star I've got debt from getting a bit trigger happy with credit and store cards but I've never got myself into such a bad situation as to desperately need £5k for some personal problem.

The OP needs to share the reason for the loan as we MSE'rs may have an alternative solution.

CharlieRabbit01

I wondered if the OP was a troll but I think even a Troll would have entertained us with an extravagant story of lust and desire.

staffie1

CharlieRabbit01 wrote: »

If you had been successfully self employed for 5 years, living at home with low rent or even none at all and small out goings why dont you have any savings?

..I don't know, but a certain lady has got a lovely shiny new car...

bodmil

Boob job!

staffie1

Liposuction? Laser eye surgery? Lip enhancement?