Can i hire a partner for my sisters wedding?

Katgrit

Damn! I'm 34. You don't want to cause scandal by turning up with an older woman i guess. Ah well, if you're still struggling let me know. I scrub up pretty well and I've got a wardrobe of posh frocks.

Katgrit

Don't think I could compete with a lap dancer though.

stamina9008

Katgrit wrote: »

Damn! I'm 34. You don't want to cause scandal by turning up with an older woman i guess. Ah well, if you're still struggling let me know. I scrub up pretty well and I've got a wardrobe of posh frocks.

Older, but barely.

I'll certainly keep you in mind, thanks for the concern.
If nearer the time im still single and really nervous i'll PM you and you can decide then.
My sister and her boyfriend will be putting on quite a wedding, im sure.
Thanks again.

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

stamina9008 wrote: »

Great optimism but, i like to prepare.

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

I can just see me going alone to this wedding, meeting nobody and feeling incredibly lonely and sad.
I dont want that, and i dont want other people seeing me alone.

And having people think 'Look, Stamina's hired himself a hooker to pretend he isn't lonely and sad. Isn't that pathetic?' is an acceptable alternative?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1MpraZHkjw

stamina9008

Jojo_the_Tightfisted wrote: »

And having people think 'Look, Stamina's hired himself a hooker to pretend he isn't lonely and sad. Isn't that pathetic?' is an acceptable alternative?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1MpraZHkjw

No, its not.

That's why it would need to be convincing.

NAR

I did this 10 years ago come 9th May. I had a plus one invite (I was divorced) and I invited a "friend" from a site very similar to this one called The Moneybag. We were PM friends (had never met before) and she agreed to accompany me. We got on famously, met several times afterwards and (to cut a long story short) have been now happily married for 7 years.

So come on now single MSE ladies, who is prepared to take a chance and take the plunge? At worst you will get a lovely meal and a few drinks!

OP I'm trying my best here, so make the invite sound special!

VestanPance

You do know that nobody will really care that you go yourself. It's extremely unlikely you'd be the only single person there either. There's absolutely no shame in going to a wedding alone. Many would think there's a real issue with taking an escort to wedding! :eek:

balletshoes

stamina9008 wrote: »

No, its not.

That's why it would need to be convincing.

so don't attempt to pass off a "hired date" as your girlfriend - you won't convince anyone.

Take a female friend as a friend, or a male friend as your guest, and stop stressing - you won't be the only single person there.

pigpen

stamina9008 wrote: »

South Coast.

And the wedding is in September, so quite a long way off..

I'll come.. I'll be about to drop a baby by then.. that'll get them talking!

stamina9008

NAR wrote: »

I did this 10 years ago come 9th May. I had a plus one invite (I was divorced) and I invited a "friend" from a site very similar to this one called The Moneybag. We were PM friends (had never met before) and she agreed to accompany me. We got on famously, met several times afterwards and (to cut a long story short) have been now happily married for 7 years.

So come on now single MSE ladies, who is prepared to take a chance and take the plunge? At worst you will get a lovely meal and a few drinks!

OP I'm trying my best here, so make the invite sound special!

LOL

Well at worst the willing participant would be subject to a beautiful venue for the wedding, lots of live entertainment, bands and drinks.
They'll probably be lots of (im afraid taken) handsome men at the wedding including myself (handsome but not taken), so even if im not what's wanted, they'll be plenty of other 'eye candy' for the lady.

So, its a win win really.