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susym · 27 February 2013 at 3:09PM

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea! (no eye deer!!)

Former_MSE_Andrea · 27 February 2013 at 3:20PM

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn't peeling well

doctorsdragon · 27 February 2013 at 4:15PM

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea (still - as in not moving):rotfl:

ambershopper · 27 February 2013 at 5:21PM

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"

Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'":rotfl::rotfl:

McKneff · 27 February 2013 at 5:38PM

susym wrote: »

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea! (no eye deer!!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs.

Still no idea.

Ginger_Nut · 27 February 2013 at 5:53PM

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

( I cheated and clicked the link on the main page!) but will share on FB

louisekeefe · 27 February 2013 at 8:05PM

how many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

unknown as it has never happened!

AvonrepNewForest

shahedo · 27 February 2013 at 10:58PM

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

Purplebutterfly_2 · 27 February 2013 at 11:22PM

My 5 year old daughters favourite joke:

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have got smelly feet.

lollipopsarah · 27 February 2013 at 11:37PM

Why does it take 5 women with PMT to change a lightbulb?
because it DOES - ok?
xx

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