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  • Sa1sysoo
    Sa1sysoo Posts: 298 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 100 Posts Photogenic
    What's the difference between and weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily identified, but a stoat is stoatally different.
    OH OD - £100.00/£100.00 Joint OD - £100.00/£100.00StepChange: £10,057.67
  • Alison59
    Alison59 Posts: 28 Forumite
    My niece's joke!

    What do you call a dog asleep in front of the fire?

    A HOT dog!:eek:
  • koolkatsaffi
    koolkatsaffi Posts: 628 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    What do you call a donkey with three legs? - Wonky! :p
    :heartpuls Gains & £'s saved..Far too many to mention! Needless to say I LOVE MSE! :heartpuls

    'Smile in the face of adversity..Whilst thinking where you can bury the bodies'

    Area representative for National Association for Bikers with a Disability A cripple is a person who thinks a disabled person cannot ride a motorcycle :)
  • DUKE
    DUKE Posts: 7,360 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker I've been Money Tipped!
    A few years ago at a family get together I asked my elderly Mom where my brother was. To my horror she replied that he was going to be a bit late as he now had VD like the rest of us! No, we're not all diseased, he's bought a new DVD.
  • springbuds
    springbuds Posts: 8 Forumite
    The urge to sing 'The lion sleeps tonight', is only ever a whim away.

    :)
  • bargainhunter2013_2
    bargainhunter2013_2 Posts: 23 Forumite
    knock knock
    whos there?
    little old lady
    little old lady who?
    I didnt know you could yodel!
  • andy.m_2
    andy.m_2 Posts: 1,521 Forumite
    why did the crab blush? because the sea weed
    Sealed pot challange no: 339
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