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Free £1 donation to Comic Relief for sharing something funny!

*pinkchick* Posts: 515 Forumite
edited 27 February 2013 at 1:08PM in Charities
Disney will donate £1 to Comic Relief for every person that submits a funny joke, story, song, picture or video on their website!

They will donate anything up to £100,000 to the charity by the end of this promotion!

Some joke ideas here if you can't think of anything hilarious off the top of your head! :p -

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You bowl like your mother. Unless of course she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her <3 Big Bang Theory :)


  • rellarips
    Fabulous, done. They should be able to afford well above £100,000 the cheapskates lol!
  • Minniemee_2
    Are you going to share the jokes that you posted with us? I could do with a laugh :)
    "Women are made to be loved, not understood - Oscar Wilde .

    A big thank you to all the fab people that take the time to post bargains :beer:
  • *pinkchick*
    What's grey, has 4 legs, and a trunk?


    A mouse going on holiday.

    What's brown, has 4 legs and a trunk?


    A mouse coming back off it's holiday!

    Thank you, thank you... :) I'm here all week!
    You bowl like your mother. Unless of course she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her <3 Big Bang Theory :)
  • room512
    room512 Posts: 1,412 Forumite
    Name Dropper Combo Breaker First Post First Anniversary
    Did you hear about the man they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

    The Police thought it was a cereal killer.
  • rellarips
    I just told them a true story about a friend's dog I used to walk. Really enjoyed it until one day the dog ran off and I had to call loudly to get it to come back. Never dawned on me that the dogs name would be an issue.

    They called the dog Tits.
  • mrsgreenwood_2
    i entered this-from my 6 yr old....

    why did the wheel go to sleep?

    because it was tired.
    **Waiting for a BIG win!**

    Thank you all posters!

    S born 2006 and N born 2010 *delivered at home by daddy!*
  • bumblebod
    Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac...?
    He lies awake at nights worrying about whether or not there is a Dog.

  • eviebea
    eviebea Posts: 183 Forumite
    First Anniversary Combo Breaker
    Did you hear about the man they found drowned in his bowl of fruit muesli?

    Apparently he was dragged under by a strong currant...
  • slimfastjohn
    why was 6 scared? because 7 ate 9!
  • jiggyquincy
    What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
    You root it toot! :D
    Free stuff is GOOD stuff :p
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