Free £1 donation to Comic Relief for sharing something funny! 25 February 2013 at 2:58PM edited 27 February 2013 at 12:08PM in Charities 27 replies 5.2K views

*pinkchick*

Disney will donate £1 to Comic Relief for every person that submits a funny joke, story, song, picture or video on their website!

http://www.disney.co.uk/rednoseday/

They will donate anything up to £100,000 to the charity by the end of this promotion!

Some joke ideas here if you can't think of anything hilarious off the top of your head! - http://www.jokes.com/

Note from MSE Team:

Why not share the jokes you've submitted with everyone here. To do it just, join the forum to reply. If you aren’t sure how it all works, watch our New to Forum? Intro Guide.

[threadbanner]box[/threadbanner]

rellarips

Fabulous, done. They should be able to afford well above £100,000 the cheapskates lol!

Minniemee_2

Are you going to share the jokes that you posted with us? I could do with a laugh

*pinkchick*

What's grey, has 4 legs, and a trunk?

......

A mouse going on holiday.


What's brown, has 4 legs and a trunk?

.....

A mouse coming back off it's holiday!


Thank you, thank you... I'm here all week!

room512

Did you hear about the man they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

The Police thought it was a cereal killer.

rellarips

I just told them a true story about a friend's dog I used to walk. Really enjoyed it until one day the dog ran off and I had to call loudly to get it to come back. Never dawned on me that the dogs name would be an issue.


They called the dog Tits.

mrsgreenwood_2

i entered this-from my 6 yr old....

why did the wheel go to sleep?

because it was tired.

bumblebod

Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac...?
He lies awake at nights worrying about whether or not there is a Dog.

Boom-Boom!

eviebea

Did you hear about the man they found drowned in his bowl of fruit muesli?

Apparently he was dragged under by a strong currant...

slimfastjohn

why was 6 scared? because 7 ate 9!

jiggyquincy

What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
You root it toot!