Breaking wind in public. Do you or don't you?

System

I can remember getting the urge in work one day. There were only 2 of us in this particular office. Colleague was on the phone at the time and without thinking I just let rip. Colleague could not keep a straight face as the guy on the other end of the phone was asking wjat the h**l that noise was.

Saint_Chris

the same as everyone else, not when courting, but once married, let it go.

What about the other farts?

Owl

This has made me giggle so much Mr Owl is looking at me strangly!!!!!!!!

I live by the adage "better out than in" or "never hold a fart in, they travel up your spine and that's where sh!tty ideas come from!!"

Gloomendoom

I was brought up never to fart in public or in the company of other people... including spouses. Thankfully, my wife had a similar upbringing.

marisco_2

thehappybutterfly wrote: »

My favourite place to pump is the car. After a day of holding in stress-related trapped wind, I brace myself on the pedals and let go! I'm always scared I'll get pulled over though. How embarrassing would that be? "Could you roll down your window please ma'am?" "Erm. Really, really not. Sorry officer."

That is why you need a car with a sunroof. Pump away and freshen the atmosphere in no time

System

If i can get away with farting in public, i will, as long as nobody hears. Won't fart in front of bf though...he doesn't think its very ladylike >.<

Mankysteve

j.e.j. wrote: »

No!! Fart in the loo, PLEASE. Letting one off when there's other people around you is disgusting!

If it hurts holding it in that's your body way of telling you that its wrong to hold in it. Farting loudly all the time is obnoxious but when your body telling you that hurts not too listen to it.

Quinny_2

This_Year wrote: »

I had this incredible urge to parp while in Wilko's a while back. I headed to the back of the store where it was relatively people-free in case it was a noisy trump, let rip with a SBD wall-shaker and breathed a sigh of relief.

Then turned around and saw a small child standing right behind me with his head right at bum height. Poor thing must have thought I was his mother and caught the full impact. The look of horror on his face...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Quinny_2

!!!!!! wrote: »

I can remember getting the urge in work one day. There were only 2 of us in this particular office. Colleague was on the phone at the time and without thinking I just let rip. Colleague could not keep a straight face as the guy on the other end of the phone was asking wjat the h**l that noise was.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wearside_2

Our dog used to fart and then spend time going round in circles to see where the noise came from!:rotfl::rotfl: