The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

Sarahdol75

sally06 wrote: »

10 Things To Do in the Supermarket ....While Your Other Half Shops:

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares...' and see what happens.
While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream ' NO! .......It's those voices again!!!'
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while.. then yell loudly, 'There's no toilet paper in here.'
Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say, 'PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

My OH, has already done some of these, I couldnt move out of the store quick enough.

Bargaingeek

frequent wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



"better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

Another one I have heard is "better than a slater up your nose !"

A slater being a wee beastie not someone who puts slates on roofs ! lol:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

P2TKL

Classy_Chick06 wrote: »

I dont even have a photo driving card, mine is still the big piece of paper type, i have had no reason to update so have kept the paper one, i am ok........aint i?

Me too....still the paper one !

couponqueen123

sally06 wrote: »

10 Things To Do in the Supermarket ....While Your Other Half Shops:

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares...' and see what happens.
While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream ' NO! .......It's those voices again!!!'
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while.. then yell loudly, 'There's no toilet paper in here.'
Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say, 'PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!'

all very funny

i remember on of the first shopping trips with m8ts in to the local town (no parents:eek:)

2 of the boys were gettign the numbers of the payphones and wating for ppl to be nxt to them and ring them and tell them they won something, etc

Classy_Chick06

tigerwhite wrote: »

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Morning - catching up from last night but this made me roar with laughter!!!
Another one is "he could eat an apple through a letterbox" ( meaning his teeth are a bit horse like;))

we also had...."you could peel an orange in your pocket and nobody would notice" meaning you are so tight and greedy. lol

tweets

FloFlo wrote: »

Not just any Friday, Friday before half term :j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j

I agree FloFlo :j:j i will be off a week from both jobs :j:j

May have done level 29 :mad: by half term :rotfl:on a game i am playing.... Been on level 29 :eek: for 6 days

Freezing here but fine got to watch out for icy patches or Bambi springs to mind

eightieschick88

Morning all

Sun is out for a change but it's frosty white everywhere. Day off today so should really be getting on with household chores but way behind as per usual so coffee in hand and off for catch up.

Mrs_stinkface

Morning everyone.
Hope your all ok.
I haven't had a chance to catch up for about 3 days. :(
My stupid computer won't load up the forum pages for some reason, it's driving me nuts :mad:
Hope I've not missed anything. Gonna try for a quick catch up so apologies for the lack of hitting the thanks button.

Hugs and best wishes to anyone that needs them today x

tweets

Hugs to my friend Snap (((x))) and hugs to anyone else who needs or wants one.

Anyone still waiting for price pookies ?

Mine still not back from Wednesday

They tell porkies 24 hours or sooner indeed :mad:

jamsponge

tweets wrote: »

I agree FloFlo :j:j i will be off a week from both jobs :j:j

May have done level 29 :mad: by half term :rotfl:on a game i am playing.... Been on level 29 :eek: for 6 days

Freezing here but fine got to watch out for icy patches or Bambi springs to mind

Bubble witch saga?