The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

Mrs_Jagger

My Mum used to say 'sweet Fanny Adams' [/QUOTE]

Mine too!! Which eventually became "sweet FA" and I won't say what that seems to have become!!!!

Another one that always made me chuckle was "I'll have your guts for garters"!! (which does, at least, make sense - albeit gruesome sense!)

Edit: I see PK04 has already said the same thing - that'll teach me not to read through first!! Apols!

sally06

sally06

10 Things To Do in the Supermarket ....While Your Other Half Shops:

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares...' and see what happens.
While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream ' NO! .......It's those voices again!!!'
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while.. then yell loudly, 'There's no toilet paper in here.'
Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say, 'PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!'

Miss_Laid

Good morning

sally06

It's funny everyone was talking about the clothes horse, airer, dryer thing yesterday. Because when I spoke to Mum last night, she said "I've got some clothes drying around the fire. They are on the clothes horse" pmsl:rotfl:

dugsy

morning campers !!

Mildred1970

Morning all :wave:

bubbs wrote: »

Morning everyone,
Hope you are all well.
Dont usually get a chance to catch up before work but for some reason i have time this morning :T:T

bubbs wrote: »

Right im off now catch up later

Make your mind up Bubbs :rotfl:

sally06

worry-wart wrote: »

"she's got a face like a Lurgan spade" - she looks down in the dumps

Am I on my own with that one?

I think so:D

Nannylala

Good morning :)another cold and frostie morning so off out early and get jobs done ,pick up prescriptions post birthday cards and pick up any bargains en route.Then back home in the warm before this sleet and snow they are forecasting moves in:eek: Hope everyone has a good day whatever you are up to;)

sinw

sally06 wrote: »

It's funny everyone was talking about the clothes horse, airer, dryer thing yesterday. Because when I spoke to Mum last night, she said "I've got some clothes drying around the fire. They are on the clothes horse" pmsl:rotfl:

Does that clothes horse contain horse meat.......?